Dave Genesone appears wearing this gas mask, he is 6,1 with a skull hoodie and playing card earrings and pinkish-purple eyes and he sits on the ground
A white fire flaming boggle set falls from the sky and shatters on impact.
"Where did that even come from?" Dave's voice is distorted from the voice amplifier.
Cole walks outside and stares at Dave, not saying a word.
Dave smiles under his gas mask. "Hello, and who might you be?"
"I'm not telling you unless you tell me your name.”
Dave chuckles and shakes his head. "I'm Dave, Dave Genesone, your replacement."
Cole laughs and points at Dave. "You're my replacement?"
"Yeah, why are you laughing at me?" Dave seems angered by Cole's laughing.
"Because you're not going to replace me, you would have to be a fucking idiot to think that." Cole stops laughing and just smiles at Dave.
"Then consider me an idiot because I am going to replace you, all you have to do is return to the Death Realm and it will all be fine.”
"I'm not doing that.” Cole crosses his arms.
"Then I'll have to take you there by force.” Dave stands up and walks over to Cole.
"Stay the fuck away from me.” Cole disappears and appears in the grass 5ft away from Dave.
Dave turns around and sighs. “Death told me this wasn't gonna be easy but you seem like a coward.”
Cole crosses his arms. "I'm not fighting you.”
"Then just come with me?" Dave seems confused. “You’re not making any sense.”
"I'm not gonna come with you and I'm not going to fight you so just leave.” Cole sits down with a huff.
"Not even if I punch you in the jaw?" Dave takes a step closer to Cole.
"No!?" Cole stays where he is.
"Damn I thought that would have worked.” Dave sighs.
"Wha why, why did you think that would have worked?" Cole asks.
Dave shrugs.
"You’re really dumb you know that,” Cole says.
"Says the walking experiment.” Dave chuckles lightly.
"You motherfucker." Cole leaps from his sitting position and punches Dave in the face, cracking the glass of the gas mask.
Dave stumbles back and groans. “That got you going."
Cole punches Dave in the face again but misses. "What the fuck?"
Dave seems to rewind as the glass on his glass mask repairs and he appears behind Cole. “Surprise.”
Cole whips around and looks confused. “What the fuck?"
"I can fuck with time old man.” Dave laughs as he punches Cole in the jaw.
Cole groans and holds his jaw as he stays where he is. “Asshole, you didn't have to punch me."
"I'm trying to kill you, dumbass-” Dave punches Cole in the jaw again.
Cole shows no pain as he sighs. “That's a shame.”
Dave seems slightly confused at Cole not showing pain. "The fuck?"
Cole snaps as his pickaxe appears and he kicks Dave in the chest. “Pickaxe time."
Dave stumbles back and stares at his pickaxe with slight confusion and fear. “Is that bad or good?"
"Good for me, bad for you.” Cole's pickaxe handle extends to the length of a scythe as he giggles and walks toward Dave.
"Is it really?" Dave smiles as Cole's pickaxe handle shortens back to its normal length.
"Yes it- what the fuck?" Cole stares at his pickaxe in confusion.
"Dumbass." Dave gets up and punches Cole in the nose hard enough to break it.
Cole's nose breaks and he stumbles as it bleeds. “Oww fuck you asshole."
"Again, I'm trying to kill you so." Dave shoves Cole to the ground and tries to stomp on Cole's face.
Cole rolls out of the way and sweeps Dave's legs. "Why did you think that would work?"
"Shut the fuck up.” Dave falls to the ground as he rewinds and appears standing up as he kicks Cole in the jaw.
A crack is heard as Cole holds his jaw. "You fucker, you broke my jaw."
"Uhuh." Dave shoves Cole to the ground and kicks him in the jaw again. And I’ll do it again."
Cole's jaw cracks again and he swings at Dave's face.
Dave disappears and reappears next to Cole, smiling. “Oops, I can teleport too, forgot to mention that.”
"Mean.” Cole stands up and swings his pickaxe at Dave's chest.
Dave disappears and reappears, Cole's attack completely missing. “Missed again dumbass." Dave punches Cole in the ribs.
Cole's ribs don't break and Dave's hand breaks as Cole laughs. “Fucking idiot.” Cole swings his pickaxe at Dave's chest again.
Dave takes the hit, but the wound instantly heals as time rewinds, Dave's hand also heals. “Again, I can kinda fuck with time.”
“Stop doing that you prick." Cole swings at Dave's head.
Dave dodges out of the way and sighs as he punches Cole directly in the forehead.
Cole takes the hit and a crack is heard as Cole groans. “Why, why can't I hit you!"
"Again time bullshit, and you're too focused on trying to hurt me to dodge." Dave kicks Cole in the knee.
Cole falls over onto his back, his head is bleeding. “No, I'm not.”
"Yes, you are, dodge this.” Dave kicks at Cole's ribs
Cole rolls out of the way. “Done, dumbass"
Dave sighs. “Well, I told you to dodge.” Dave kicks at Cole's jaw again.
Cole rolls out of the way. “Done, again."
"Stop dodging you bitch." Dave slows downtime for Cole and kicks him in the jaw 5 times as time resumes.
Cole's jaw fucking shatters. “What the fuuuck that hurts so much you asswipe.”
"That sounds like a lie,” Dave says.
“It is.”
"Oh, I see"
“Dumbass.”
"Shut the fuck.” Dave tries to stomp on Cole's chest
Cole catches Dave's foot and shoves it back at Dave.
Dave falls over and rolls. “Well, this is getting really drawn out so I’m just gonna."
Dave slows down time for Cole and kicks him in the head again.
Cole gets kicked in the head and it cracks louder as it bleeds more, Cole is dead.
"There we go.” Dave disappears and Cole's time resumes.
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Cole appears in the Death Void and just sits down on the floor with his arms crossed. "Fucking time bullshit.”
Dave appears. "It's not bullshit, it's funny.”
"Oh, fuck off why are you here?"
"Cause I can."
“Asshole.” Cole turns away from Dave.
“Fine, don't talk to me.” Dave looks away from Cole.
Satan appears and smashes Dave upside the head with a steel chair. (Satan sized steel chair)
Dave's fucking skull caves in and he passes out.
“Damn bitch.” Cole says.
Satan gives the corpse a good few stomps.
Dave is fucking dead you killed him oh my god.
Satan looks around for Death.
Death watched this happen and did absolutely nothing.
Satan throws the steel chair like a fucking torpedo directly at Death.
Death fucking GMod ragdolls across the void from getting hit with the chair.
Satan watches with a satisfied grin. "Ｍｍｍｍ．" He looks at Cole and cracks his knuckles (somehow, despite having paws. Don't ask me how it works, man.), tail gently wagging.
"Ｈｅｌｌｏ． Ｓｏｎ！"
"Hi, Dad.” Cole looks over at Satan and looks slightly see-through.
"Ｄｉｄ Ｙｏｕ ｅｎｊｏｙ ｔｈｅ ｓｈｏｗ．"
"I did, you fucking killed Dave and my dad with a steel chair,” Cole says. “Well not really my dad but you get the point.”
"Ｉｔ ｗａｓ ｑｕｉｔｅ． Ｍｍｍ． Ｈｕｍｏｒｏｕｓ．"
"It was quite funny Dad, so uhm I heard from a certain someone that you needed someone to have tea with?"
"Ｗｈａｔ ｄｏ ｙｏｕ ｍｅａｎ． Ｓｏｎ？"
"I have a side quest to have tea with you and I think it would be nice.”
"Ｉ ｓｅｅ！ Ｔｈａｔ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｂｅ ｎｉｃｅ ｉｎｄｅｅｄ． Ｐｅｒｈａｐｓ ｔｏｍｏｒｒｏｗ？ Ｉ ｗｉｌｌ ｇａｔｈｅｒ Ｂｒｉｔｉｓｈ Ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ｆｏｒ ｓｌａｕｇｈｔｅｒｉｎｇ． Ｉ ｋｎｏｗ Ｙｏｕｒ ｐａｓｓｉｏｎａｔｅ ｆｅｅｌｉｎｇｓ ｔｏｗａｒｄｓ Ｔｈｅｍ．"
"Mmmmmm, I hate British people."
He grins and grabs Cole, they disappear.