April 19, 2022

A knock could be heard on the door.

Harmonia grins and goes to the door, opening it.

“I think tackling the remnant problem is good.” Knight says to the others who’d been discussing the remaining quests.

A tall, long-haired man wearing circular glasses and a choker stands in front of the door. His eyes glow a bright yellow. "𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬! 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐅𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐢𝐫 𝐀𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐮𝐬." He bowed. "𝐈𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐜𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞."

"Get a load of this guy," Jokes Drew.

"And here I thought you were a cat.” Spider jokes.

“Nice to meet ya Fenrir, I’m Knight.” Knight says.

"𝐌𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦, 𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧." Fenrir explains.

"Hi! I'm Harmonia!" Harmonia has big butterfly wings, ram horns, and long, messy black hair that needs a haircut. Her eyes are red and glow slightly and she has pointed, serrated teeth. She's wearing a sweatshirt and sweatpants and there's a bite mark or 2 on her neck. Her Death Marks aren't visible at the moment, however.

Eurydice is also being petted by Cerberus who is watching the door from his seat.

Eurydice tail speed picks up as they nuzzle Cerberus with a giddy grin.

Fenrir takes note of the bite marks, smirking a bit but not mentioning it. "𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧. 𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲. 𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞."

Sparrow is grumbling due to a hangover.

"It’s fine, don't worry about it. Cerberus was just getting ready to kill me so." Harmonia looks over to Cerberus, smirking.

"It's being postponed, for now." Cerberus says.

“Mhm,” Harmonia grins cheekily.

Spider glances over at Sparrow and sighs before turning to the rest of the group. "So are we doing this remnant thing or not?"

"𝐌𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐈 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 '𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠' 𝐢𝐬?"

"A series of fetch quests in order to fix our friend L1MB0 and the entire layer of Limbo in Metamorphosis Hell. The remnant quest is one of the quests." Harmonia explains.

"𝐈 𝐬𝐞𝐞. 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐈 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬?"

Cole is staring at Fenrir like he’s a blood bag.

Fenrir stares back at Cole, adjusting his white gloves.

Harmonia shrugs. "Sounds good to me.”

Luna shrugs. "That's fine, Fen."

Cole adjusts his jacket, his bone-white wings slightly coming out of it.

"𝐖𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥! 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐈 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐭?" Fenrir Asmodeus asks.

"Sure,” Harmonia looks exhausted and smells slightly of orange juice.

Fenrir doesn’t mention the smell but it is certainly noticeable. He walks over to the couch, politely taking a seat and crossing his legs while clasping his hands together over his knee.

"You sit like a-" Cole is suddenly cut off.

Harmonia looks at Cole. "Behave.”

“Fuck you,” Cole responds lightheartedly.

"𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰?" He stares at Cole, his eyes glowing yellow as he smiles condescendingly.

Cerberus chuckles as he pets Eurydice, who promptly falls asleep.

“Like the word for a pile of sticks,” Cole says.

Harmonia walks over and promptly sits on Cole’s lap.

"What the fuck are you doing?" He asks.

"Using you as a chair, obviously," Harmonia responds.

“Why?” Cole asks.

“For fun. For flavor.”

"Jesus Christ..." Spider laughs.

Fenrir’s smile grew a bit. "𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐈 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧?" He got up, walking over to Cole and Harmonia.

“I swear to God.” Cole says.

“What does that mean?” Harmonia asks.

Fenrir sits down on Harmonia’s lap, creating a 3-man chair pile.

“This is the worst,” Cole says.

Harmonia stares at Fenrir. “Wait no.”

“Can I eat the French person?” Cole asks.

“I wanna join.” Cerberus says.

"𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩, 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧. 𝐈 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲."

“I will be crushed, Cerb.” Harmonia says.

"I'm tempted to push one of you,” Spider jokes.

“Harmonia sandwich.” Cole states.

“A n d?” Cerberus asks Harmonia.

“Dscared.” She responds.

“And I have a gun.” Cole says.

A gun manifests in Fenrir’s hand out of purple particles. "𝐌𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨!"

“Oh God.” Harmonia says.

“How scary.” Cerberus says to Cole.

“Can you get up, I’m gonna sit on the floor now.” Harmonia asks Fenrir politely.

Cole snaps and an AK-47 appears in Cole’s hand as he aims it at Cerberus using one hand. "Try me, bitch.”

“No shooting in the house.” Harmonia says.

“Do it, no balls.” Cerberus says.

Fenrir kindly got up. "𝐌𝐲 𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐞𝐬."

“He said no balls though!” Cole protested.

"Thanks,” Harmonia says to Fenrir before grabbing the gun from Cole.

Cole just snaps another in.

“So, remnant time?” Knight asks.

“I’m down.” Spider says.

"No shooting in my house!" Harmonia gently hits Cole on the side of the head.

Cole groans slightly and sighs. "I’m used to this.”

Fenrir’s gun dissolved in his hands. "𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐰. 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐭."

“Sure, sounds fun.” Harmonia shrugs.

“I want to do violence against bitches.” Cole says.

“Same.” Harmonia says.

"I'm down. Maybe not for violence, but to solve the remnant issue." Luna claps her paws together. The emerald dagger appears in her knife pouch.

Knight gets up and stretches. “Sweet.”

“So we’re going to Greed?” Spider asks.

"Yes, go on and do your little fetch quest! Have fun on your field trip!" Cerberus says.

“Violence, violence, violence!” Harmonia exclaims.

“Dagger get!” Luna exclaims.

"I will not play with a stick while you are all gone.” Cole swaps to his Wrath form as he says that with a straight face.

Fenrir’s eyes turn dark purple. "𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄! 𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄! 𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄!"

“YEAHHH!” Harmonia exclaims.

“Suuuree you won’t mate.” Spider says.

"Cole, you come with us if you want." Luna says. “Maybe Mammon has something cool?”

“Maybe?” Knight says.

“Eh, fuck it.” Cole stands up and stretches. “Violence moment.”

"Right on. We got a full party!" Luna says.

"𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞." His eyes return to their normal color.

“Yep.” Knight says.

“I will eat the riches.” Cole states.

“NFTs.” Says Harmonia.

“Oh gods no.” Luna says.

“Remember kids: Eat the rich.” Says Knight.

"I will, as the kids say, ‘screenshot the NFTs." Cole says.

“NFTs.” Says Harmonia.

"𝐍𝐅𝐓𝐬."

"Awwright. Follow me!" Luna heads to the hallway and uses her key to Greed, the party all entering.