March 11, 2022

Mailman appears in the dumpster behind Hell Taco Bell. Why wouldn't there be a Taco Bell in Lust??

"My! That surely wasn't a long conversation!" MailMan climbs out. He's in an alleyway behind Hell Taco Bell!

"Anybody home? Maybe an uber?" MailMan asks as he starts walking, trying to find anyone he can. He walks out into a big street bustling and busy with snake and rabbit people of various shapes, sizes, and colors! The lights are all neon and stuff. The sky is pink and purple with no stars or anything. Big city vibes with skyscrapers and video billboards. There are people kissing.

"What a unique little town!" MailMan starts walking down the sidewalk taking in the views. Lots of restaurants and clothes stores and clubs and love hotels and stuff like that! Some large apartment buildings. MailMan says, out loud, "I surely dont recognize where I am! I better ask for directions somewhere!" He tries to enter a hotel, hoping to find a worker he could ask. It's a pretty retro hotel room. Kinda like a motel. There's a bunny passed the fuck out at the desk.

MailMan walks up to the desk and clears his throat, "Hello?"

They launch up, "HELLO oh it's just the mail guy hi."

"Hello! I seem to be a bit lost! I was wondering if you could help me!" MailMan says

"Where are you trying to go?"

"Joshua's house!" MailMan replies.

"...uhh. Did you die, like...recently?"

"Yeah!" MailMan asks

"...You're literally in hell," replies the bunny.

"And which way is Joshua's house?" MailMan still smiles ear to ear like a mad man.

"Is Joshua also dead?" they ask.

"Nope!" MailMan says.

"Dude is your brain jello?"

"No, it's not! I do like jello though! What flavor of jello is your favorite?" MailMan asks.

"Grape."

"Really!?!? I know how to make grape jello! I could make you some!"

"Bet."

"Where is your kitchen?" MailMan asks.

"Uhh.. Just open the door, you'll find it probably."

"Ok!" MailMan heads back to the exit door and opens it, heading out to the street. MailMan walks down the sidewalk again, "hmmm this is a weird kitchen..."

There's a Hell Dunkin Donuts up ahead!

"Maybe there's a stove in this room!" MailMan walks into the Dunkin Donuts. Lust is just Providence, Rhode Island. Anyway it's literally a fucking Dunkin Donuts. There's a poor minimum wage worker at the counter. He's a snake.

"Hello!" MailMan walks up with a smile.

"Hi."

"Do you know where I could get a grape jello packet or directions to Joshua's house?" MailMan asks.

"Wh.. Uhh.. I dunno?" the snake replies.

"Joshua has brown hair I think? maybe black lipstick? A lab coat too!" MailMan says.

"He sounds hot you should go kiss him."

"That's what I'm trying to do! Do you know where I could find him?" MailMan asks.

"Uhh.. I dont know. you have to get out of hell first?"

"Ok! And where do I go to do that?" MailMan asks

"Find someone important?"

"And where would that be?"

"Somewhere!" Snake says.

"I will try somewhere then! Thank you for your time!" MailMan starts to walk towards the doors. He leaves and is now on the street. There's an abandoned subway station!

"My! What is this?" MailMan walks into the subway station. He doesn't look where he's going, he's not the brightest light bulb, and he walks directly into a pit and begins to fall.

"Oh!" MailMan exclaims, "My, falling is exciting!"

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