Mailman crashes down directly into the labyrinth of Greed. The bookshelves around him appear to be full of various assorted love letters! Oh, and some cookbooks ahead. Mailman gets up and adjusts his hat again.

"My, that guy gave some great directions! Where to, now?" he looks over at the love letters, "Oh! Who are these for?" he goes to pick one one up, checking if there's any names on it. There definitely used to be! It's worn as hell now, though.

"I hope these got to the right person!" Mailman tries to see if it will open without ruining it. The letter seems water damaged.

"This isnt ideal at all! I hope they got their message!" Mailman sets it back where he found it and looks for a different letter. It's a letter asking the reader to EAT IT!!!!! MailMan shrugs and eats the letter. It tastes like paper. Mailman finishes eating the letter "That's another wish fulfilled!"

Mailman doesn't pay the cookbooks any mind, "I already know all the recipes I need!" This one hallway sure has a lot of cookbooks!

Eventually, he'd come across a secretary lookin crow lady talking to herself quietly, rearranging some books.

Mailman walks up and kindly waves, "Hello!"

She turns to look at him, "Hmmm?"

"Hi, I was wondering if you knew the way to Joshua's house from here!"

"...Hmmm..." She looks him up and down before holding out her hand.

"I love handshakes!" Mailman goes to shake her hand. She shakes it with a small smirk. They disappear. Then, they reappear in one of the reading rooms. It's full of crows.

"Wait here, I'll be back in just a moment." The secretary disappears. In an armchair sits a particular crow. She looks older, some feathers grey at the edges. Reading glasses sit on her face, held by a chain around her neck. She wears a loose shirt with a decorated cardigan and a necklace with an amethyst adorning it. She wears a flowy, long black skirt. Then she turns her head up, noticing Mail Man.

"Hello dear. Are you alright?"

"Hello! I'm wonderful! You wouldn't happen to know the way to Joshua's house would you?" Mailman asks.

"Joshua? What's his last name?" Iris stands, setting the book aside to greet the young man.

"No last name!" Mailman keeps a wide smile.

"I see. Well I don't know then. My apologies. What does he look like?" Iris' voice is calm and kind and she smells like freshly baked cookies.

"He has hair, eyes, black lipstick, and a labcoat!" Mailman says.

"Noted! I haven't seen anyone by that description around here, unfortunately. Do you have a name, sweetie?"

"Mail Man!" Mailman says

The crow stifles a laugh, "What a peculiar name. Mine is Iris Reeds. It's nice to meet you, Mr Man." Iris offers her hand to shake

"I love shaking hands!" Mailman shakes her hand

Iris smiles at him, "Are you hungry at all? I have plenty of food."

"Not at all! Would you want more food? I'm wonderful at cooking!" Mailman says

Iris chuckles at his straightforwardness, "Unfortunately the issue is that I have too much. Thank you for the offer however! How long have you been down here?"

"I'm not aware! This is a lovely place though!"

“I agree! Once you get used to it, it’s quite lovely. When did Joshua die? I could try to ask around for him,” Iris asks.

"He's not dead yet!"

“Oh? Then I’m sorry dear… it might be a while if you ever see him again…”

"I'll get back to him soon! I just need to know where to go!" Mailman says.

“Dear… you’re dead. This is the afterlife. You may not see him again.” Iris sighs. With a flash of gold, Legion appears behind Mailman! And taps him on the shoulder. His antlers are starting to regrow and he's changed into a more casual outfit compared to the bloodstained one of before.

Mailman's eye twitches before he turns to face them with a smile, "Hello!"

“Mr Legion! How wonderful it is to see you,” Iris curtsies for him, smiling like a little girl.

"𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸, 𝓘𝓻𝓲𝓼! 𝓘'𝓶 𝓰𝓵𝓪𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓮𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓸𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓽𝓸𝓸." He looks down to Mailman. "𝓨𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓲𝓵 𝓶𝓪𝓷, 𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓽?"

"I am!" Mailman replies

"𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓻... 𝓐 𝔀𝓪𝔂 𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵?" He chuckles. "𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓵𝔂, 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓶 𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮. 𝓘 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓼𝓮𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝔂 𝓷𝓸𝓽."

"Would you happen to know the way out? I'm trying to get to Joshua's house!"

"𝓗𝓶𝓶.... 𝓨𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓱𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷. 𝓘'𝓶 𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝓫𝓸𝓭𝔂 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓭." He holds out his right hand.

"I love shaking hands!!!" Mailman happily shakes his hand.

“It was nice meeting you! And nice seeing you, Mr Legion!” Iris smiles, waving at the men.

MailMan and Legion vanish.

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