March 21, 2022

Dr. Joshua is pulled out of the couch by Belphegor and then placed gently beside her on the couch. She watches with a smile, waiting for him to wake up. Joshua wakes up and looks around slowly as he says in a confused tone,

"This isn't my house!"

Joshua is being stared at by a 6' strong lookin bat lady. She says, "You're a scientist. How do you make hard drugs? My goons are bothering me about it and I'm like... How do they expect me to know!"

"Oh fuck its a woman! Anyways uhhhhhhhhh I don't make them, the Foundation makes them," Joshua replies.

"Really?" Belphegor asks

"Mhm." Joshua affirms

"Damn. That sucks. How would you feel about becoming a catboy?" Belphegor asks

"What? I mean, I wouldn't mind it but I don't think I'd be able to go into work anymore," Joshua replies.

"I mean.. I could just send you money n shit. Like... Wouldn't you rather lay about all day and kiss your deranged mailman boyfriend all day rather than go to work? By the way, congrations. You broke your PB of sleeping with 3 days straight or like... 4." Belphegor says

"One, please I hate going to work, and two, hell yeah I fucking would. And three, what?" Joshua asks, confused.

"What for what?" Belphegor asks.

"What do you mean 3 days straight, I have only been asleep for a couple of hours!" Joshua says.

"Bitch! You've literally been asleep since the 19th!" Belphegor says.

"Bitch! It is the 19th!" Joshua replies

"It's the 21st!!! Check you're goddamn phone!!" Belphegor says

Joshua pulls out his phone and stares at it for a good 5 seconds and goes, "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"

"Yeah, sleepy bitch!" She pets his head.

"I was supposed to go to wooork today," Joshua whines as he really didn't want to go to work

"Mmmmmbutwhatifyouneverhadtoworkagainnn~?" Belphegor offers

"I would want that and the ability to possibly take more naps" Joshua counter offers