Harmonia walks around a little, giggling as her jester outfit jingles.
Spider steps out of the portal. "So how are we getting to Pride from here?"
Cole chuckles and tries to step out into the hallway. "I have a someone.”
They follow Cole.
Empty hallways as usual.
Cole takes a deep breath and bellows. "FAAAAATHHEERRRRR-”
Harmonia covers her ears
A deep and extremely loud bark is heard from further down the hall.
Cole giggles and jogs down the hall, toward the bark.
Spider sighs and follows.
"The dogs are communicating." Harmonia follows.
Satan is sitting on his throne, tail wagging. He watches the group enter with a smile.
Harmonia attempts to do a cartwheel into the room to impress the dog king.
She falls on her face. Jingle.
“Father we need a ride to Pride to be jesters for the overseers.” Cole walks in like a mentally ill wolf person, or in Kiss terms, perfectly normal.
Satan examines them. "Ｄｏ Ｙｏｕ ｎｅｅｄ ａ ｔｅｓｔ ａｕｄｉｅｎｃｅ？"
"Yes.” Harmonia's voice is muffled and she’s face down.
"Sure.” Cole is standing there and looks over at Harmonia, giggling slightly.
"Ｇｏ ｏｎ ｔｈｅｎ． Ｊｅｓｔ． Ｌｉｋｅ ａ Ｊｅｓｔｅｒ．"
Harmonia gets up and does a little dancey dance.
Cole follows Harmonia in the little dancey dance.
She does jazz hands after.
Cole does not do jazz hands because fuck you.
Satan watches like an unimpressed Simon Cowell.
"Ｍｏｒｅ． Ａｄｄ ｍｏｒｅ ｓｐｉｃｅ． Ｍａｙｂｅ ｓｏｍｅ ｓｌａｐｓｔｉｃｋ．"
"Cole. Cole, I have an idea." Harmonia says.
“He looks like Simon Cowell.”
"He does. What if you picked me up and spun me around?” Harmonia asks.
“Bet.” Cole kneels and puts a paw in the air.
Harmonia is there to be picked up
Cole stands, runs forward, picks Harmonia up, and spins her in the air slowly.
"WEEEEEE-” She jingle jangles through the air.
Cole giggles and keeps slowly spinning Harmonia.
"Ｎｏｗ ＴＨＲＯＷ Ｈｅｒ． ＧＥＮＴＬＹ．"
Cole throws Harmonia in the air and catches her.
"WEEE-” Harmonia says.
Satan claps and smiles.
Harmonia giggles. "Thank you, thank you!"
Cole puts Harmonia down and bows to Satan. “Thank you.”
Harmonia bows too.
"Ｉ ｔｈｉｎｋ Ｔｈｅｙ ｓｈｏｕｌｄ ｅｎｊｏｙ ｉｔ． Ａｔ ｌｅａｓｔ Ｃａｒｎｅｌｉａｎ． Ｈｅ ｉｓ ｅａｓｙ ｔｏ ｐｌｅａｓｅ ａｎｄ ａｓ ｂｕｂｂｌｙ ａｓ ａ ｐｅｒｓｏｎ＇ｓ ｂｌｏｏｄ ａｆｔｅｒ Ｔｈｅｙ ａｒｅ ｓｅｎｔ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｃｈａｍｂｅｒ．"
"Now, the question is, do I have my soul in this form?" Cole asks.
"Ｗｈｙ ｗｏｕｌｄｎ＇ｔ Ｙｏｕ？"
Harmonia watches, realizing her wrist marks are visible in this outfit.
“Perfect,” Cole says.
"So you can send us to the Overseers?" Harmonia asks.
Spider has been standing to one side this entire time, just watching everything take place.
The ground begins to shake under them, cracking a bit. The room is immediately filled with a cold draft of air.
"I can smell the coldness,” Says Cole.
“And of course it's cold…” Spider sighs.
"Why is there an earthquake?” Harmonia asks.
"It's how he is going to send us there,” Cole explains.
"Oh, I'm stupid." Harmonia looks to Satan. "Sugar horns.”
“Fucking idiot.” Cole grumbles.
Satan glares at Harmonia with a "You're going in the chamber." look as the ground cracks open and swallows the 3 of them up.