A Furby in Ari's room is speaking incomprehensible furbish loudly.
Harmonia goes to Ari’s room to investigate.
One of the Furbys has blinding white eyes and continues to babble incessantly.
Harmonia throws it against the wall.
Apollo appears in a green flash, looking into Ari's room alongside Harmonia.
The Furby lets out a pained shriek before its eyes flicker out. Another Furby's eyes start to glow and it continues.
"WHY DOES IT FEEL PAIN WHAT??” Harmonia screams.
"It feels pain? Hell yeah!" Apollo pulls a bowie knife out of his pocket and starts shanking all of the Furbies one by one.
"WHAT!” Harmonia screams.
All the Furbies scream in unison as the first one is stabbed, and the glowing Furby speaks out. "SILENCE, FOOLS."
WHAT THE FUCK-” Harmonia stares at the Furby in fear.
"Now who the fuck do you think you're calling a fool?" Apollo laughs, picking up the glowing Furby by the ears and placing his knife against it.
The Furbies stop screaming and they all turn to watch the glowing Furby. "I INSULT ALL WHO SPEAK OUT OF TURN."
"Girl what." Harmonia looks to Apollo. “Can I fucking eat it.”
"Out of turn? Weren't you fuckers the ones making all of that goddamn noise?" Apollo asks before looking at Harmonia. "Yes, actually. Yes, you can."
Enoch appears with a burst of flames. “I’m here to go on my mad scientist arc.”
"SILENCE." The Furby shakes in Apollo's grasp. "I FEEL A PROPHECY IS TO BE PROVIDED."
Enoch looks at the Furboracle and makes it long.
"...Give me one good reason why I shouldn't punt each and every one of you out of the window right now." Apollo says.
"Enoch, will I die if I eat it?” Harmonia asks.
The Furby grows a long, limp body/tail due to Enoch's fuckery. "DISPOSING OF ME WILL NOT REMOVE ME FROM THIS PLANE." It begins shaking faster.
"That's funny, I don't remember giving a shit. Tell your goons to get out of my house or else I'll feed you to her." Apollo points to Harmonia.
Harmonia bares her teeth accordingly.
Black pupils form like black holes in the Furby’s white eyes, drawing everyone's gaze like a gravitational force. "a bunny of the beach, meets a land of sea. lost it will be, a day, a week, perhaps more, prepare accordingly or forever it will explore." Its voice is barely above a whisper, but everyone can hear it perfectly.
"What.” Harmonia says.
Enoch snickers and conjoins it to 5 other longified Furbies.
The Furby's eyes return to normal. "THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN SPOKEN. REJOICE!"
Harmonia grabs the head of the Furby and rips it off the body
It lets out a shriek of pain before another Furby in the long Furby monstrosity's eyes glows white. "YOU CANNOT ELIMINATE ME."
Harmonia caves its head in with her fist.
Another's eyes glow white. "YOU DISGRACE MY NAME. SHAME. SHAME!"
Harmonia fucking punches it!
Rinse repeat. "SHAME." They all speak in unison, all shaking.
Harmonia is trying to massacre all the fucking Furbys.
They all shake and start to scream loudly.
”Can I keep you Furboracle?” Enoch asks.
"SHAAAAAAME-” Says the Furboracle.
Harmonia is massacring the fucking Furbies.
”C’mon I'll make you godly.” Enoch says.
"HALT THIS MURDER!” Furboracle screams.
Harmonia gets increasingly violent, taking her anger out on the Furbies.
The Furbies shriek but Harmonia keeps going until they're all dead.
The various Shelbys, while not sentient, seem very distraught.
Harmonia stares at the Shelbys. "You're next."
They don't respond except for one. “How rude!”
Harmonia grabs the Shelby and looks it in the eyes.
“Shiver me timbers!” Says the Shelby.
Harmonia tears it apart.
The Shelby is broken.
Harmonia looks to the others and starts breaking them too.
They're all dead, the last one burps in her face.
It's a long burp.
Harmonia stands in the remains of all the Furbys and Shelbys triumphantly
They're all dead. She's a monster.
She is proud.
What the fuck.
Harmonia screams heroically.
Apollo just sighs and starts tossing all of the mangled Furbies out of the window.
"I am amazing. I have committed mass murder.” Harmonia says.
There’s a whisper of a canned Furby laugh in her ear.
"I'm so proud." Apollo says.
Harmonia grins at Apollo. "I'm your apprentice what can I say!”
"A true Zodiac in the making." Apollo pats Harmonia on the back.
Harmonia giggles. "Kinda still wanna fight though the Furbys helped."
A Furby appears on Ari's bed.
Harmonia kills it.
Despite being ripped apart the eyes continue to glow.
Harmonia destroys the eyes.
The pieces of the eyes glow.
Harmonia eats the pieces.
The glow in the back of her throat becomes white.
"Oh no.”
A voice sounds from the depths of her throat, almost as if she herself is talking. "Shame."
"I made a mistake-” Harmonia says.
"SHAME!” Screams the Furboracle from the bowels.
"Digest already!” She yells.
"I don't digest.” A canned Furby laugh sounds from her throat. Anytime Harmonia laughs, for the time being, will sound like a canned Furby laugh.
"Enoch help me-” Harmonia says.
"Dah-kah-oo-nye.” Says the Furboracle.
"HUH???"
"Dah-kah-oo-nye"
"WHAT THE FUCK HELP-”
The Furboracle laughs.
Enoch snaps and the shattered remains of the Furboracle appear in their paw.
They are shaking and it continues to laugh. "SHAME."
Later that day Harmonia is laying in her room, ignoring the Furboracle wherever it may be.
An echo of a canned Furby laugh passed through her ears.
"OH MY GOD GO THE FUCK AWAY-” She screams.
Apollo sits in Ari's bed, preparing a little pep talk for Harmonia.
Ari wanders in, looking at the massacre of Furbys. "God damn-" The Furboracle was left outside.
"You missed it, it was funny, I swear," Apollo says as he flips his BRS Replicant balisong knife.
Ari sits down at the edge of the bed. "Was it that weird glowy-eyed Furby?"
"Yeah." Apollo flips his knife closed. "Me and Harmonia took care of most of them. The glowing one's still messing with her though."
"APOLLO I HEARD THE LAUGHING AGAINNN-" Harmonia screams from the other room.
"TELL IT TO FUCK OFF!" Apollo yells back.
Ari stifles a laugh and watches the knife. "Bummed I missed it, then. How’ve you been, handsome?"
"OKAY!” Harmonia screams back.
"I've been alright. How about yourself, sugarplum?" Apollo asks as he scoots closer to Ari.
Ari wraps an arm around glitch. "Bored, but pretty alright."
It rested a head on her shoulder. "Well, I know how I could make you a little less bored."
Ari smiled. "Do you? I'm listeniiing."
Apollo kisses their cheek. "That help at all?"
Ari blushes lightly and gives him a kiss right back. "Oh, it absolutely did."
Glitch wrapped its arms around them. "You wanna stop there orrr..?"
Ari leans into him, flicking their tongue. "Don't even think about it, honey."
Apollo smirks, leaning into another kiss and holding it for a while.
Ari holds it just as long, and when it was finished she sighs happily and cups Apollo's cheek. "God, you're a good kisser."
It laughs a bit. "So are you, honey," Apollo says as he tightens his grip on him.
The tip of Ari's tail wraps around Apollo's leg, and Ari pulls him into another kiss.
Apollo smiles widely through the kiss as he closes his eyes.
Ari wraps his arms around glitch and pulls himself closer.
"I KNOW YOU'RE BEING GAY!" Harmonia screams from the other room.
Apollo breaks the kiss for a split second. "SHUT UP, LADY KISSER!"
Ari snickers and rolls her eyes. "I'LL GET THE FURBY!"
"CUNT!” Harmonia yells.
"DICK!" Apollo yells.
"PUSSY!” Harmonia yells back.
"PENIS!" Apollo responds.
"NO!” Harmonia screams.
"Both are good,” Ari says.
"True but I OBJECT TO IT BECAUSE OF HARMONIA!" Apollo responds.
"DIE!” Harmonia yells.
"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS HE'S THE ONE I’M KISSING!” Ari screams.
"NO!”
"I DON'T KNOW, IT'S POSSIBLE," Apollo says in a joking tone.
"WHAT NO! ARE YOU DONE KISSING NOW?" Harmonia asks.
Ari kisses Apollo's lips. "NO!”
"NO!" Apollo returns the kiss.
A little bit later, Harmonia’s just watching TikTok in her room.
Apollo lets go of Ari. "I think I'm gonna go talk to Harmonia for a bit. Got some shit to teach her."
Ari nods. "Alrighty.”
Apollo gets up, walking to Harmonia's room. "Hey, Harm? I got something to talk to you about."
She sits up. "What's up?"
Apollo sits down next to her. "I'm gonna teach you some shit today. Tell me, have you ever used a knife as a weapon before?"
"Not really no,” Harmonia responds.
"Well, do you wanna learn?"
"Sure, why not.” Harmonia shrugs, poking one of glitches horns.
Apollo physically recoils from his horns being touched. "Jesus! You can't just touch those!"
"Why not?" Harmonia looks confused.
"They're fucking sensitive! You mean yours aren't?!"
"I mean not really? It's just like being poked on my arm- I’m sorry-"
Apollo pats off his horns, reaching into his pocket and grabbing his balisong. "Annnnyways. The goal is to teach you how to use this thing." He presents it to Harmonia.
Harmonia stares at it in confusion. "It's a knife don't you just like. stab."
"Nonono, watch this." Apollo does a rollover on his thumb, flipping the knife open in a very flashy style. "Part of the fight is intimidation. Imagine some fucker runs up on you and does that. Would you wanna fight him?"
"I mean not really-” She watches the knife closely.
Apollo starts doing some pretty fucking insane tricks with it. "Exactly. You wanna know how to do it? I'll be here with first aid shit, so don't worry."
"Yeah, holy fuck dude what the fuck how-" She’s mesmerized and watching with bated breath.
Apollo flips it into the closed position. "Watch carefully." He does a simple opening and closing multiple times, doing it a little slower each time before handing the knife off to Harmonia. He points to the handle that didn't have the latch on it. "This is your safe handle. You wanna hold it by that handle while doing tricks. The one with the latch on it is the bite handle. Hold it by that one and you'll fucking fillet your hand open. Understand?"
Harmonia nods and takes it, trying to open and close it like he did. It works and she does it well.
"Shit, you're a fucking natural." Apollo pats her on the back.
Harmonia grins. "What next?"
Apollo gently took the knife from her, explaining to her how to do the rollover he did earlier before handing it back to Harmonia.
Harmonia takes it and attempts it! She yelps, accidentally cutting herself when she tries
Apollo catches the knife as it falls. "That's alright. Baby steps." He says, closing it and grabbing a first aid kit. He applies some peroxide and put a bandage over it. "Do you wanna try it again?"
Harmonia nods, hissing when the peroxide is put on. "Hate that shit..."
"Alright. Let's give it a second to work before we try again."
"Alright…” She waits a bit for it to do its thing before reaching for the knife again.
"This time, try gripping higher up on the handle," Apollo says.
"Okay.” She does so and tries again! Harmonia cuts herself again. She kinda fuckin sucks. She yelps again!
Apollo sighs, applying more first aid. "That's okay. This is a process."
"I'm gonna do it, I swear." Harmonia says.
"Try it again."
Harmonia tries again! But God rolls a nat 1. The knife goes fucking through her hand. How did she manage that?? She screams in pain.
"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO DO THAT?!?!" Apollo asks.
"I DON'T KNOWWWW -” Harmonia is sobbing from the pain.
Apollo pulls the knife out, flipping it closed and wrapping bandages tightly around Harmonia's hand. "We gotta get you to that bunny motherfucker."
"FUCKKKK-” Harmonia screams.
The two of them disappeared in a green flash, going to Harmonia’s house and getting healed by Max.
Later Harmonia leans against Apollo, her horn jutting into his shoulder. "Do you smoke?"
"Weed or cigarettes?"
"I meant cigs but now I want weed."
"I could get us some."
"Please."