Lilith walks down the stairs from the attic. "I HAVE AN IDEA."
Mushroom looks up. "What's up?"
"You think Skrunkle Bonkle needs friends? I know the perfect guy to introduce him to." Lilith says.
"Yeah!"
"Wait right here!" Lilith turns into a giant fucking white bat and flies into a large green portal.
"WHAT-” Mushroom yells.
Lilith returns with a brown anthropomorphic fox wrapped up in her wing.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Ooh, this place looks nice- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" Screams the fox
"A FOX!" Yells Mushroom.
Lilith transforms back into her human form, the portal closing. "YEAH!"
"WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!" The fox named Frank yells.
"My name’s Mushroom!!!" She waves at him.
"Yo, I'm Lilith!" She raises her hand for a high five.
Frank just kinda... runs to the door and tries his best to open it. "Fucking government plants!" He murmurs, bashing on the door with his hands.
"Lilith did you kidnap him?” Mushroom asks.
"...Maaaaaybeeee?" Lilith awkwardly clasps her hands together.
"Babe...."
"I'm sure he'll adjust just fine." She looked over to Frank. "Hey! Wanna watch Ancient Aliens?!"
His ears perk up a bit and he slowly turns around to look at Lilith. "...Maybe."
"What's Ancient Aliens?" Mushroom asks.
"This one conspiracy show." Lilith walks over to Mushroom. "Personally I think it's bullshit, but he's super into conspiracy theories and shit like that," Lilith whispers into her ear.
Mushroom nods. "Ohhh okay.”
Frank cautiously sits down on the couch, looking for the TV remote.
Mushroom finds it and hands it to him.
Frank takes the remote gently. "Thanks..." He turns on the TV and switches it to the History channel. Luckily, Ancient Aliens was on.
Lilith sits down on the couch, patting the area next to her for Mushroom to sit down at.
Mushroom sits in her lap instead, relaxing on her
Lilith’s a little surprised at first but starts to ease into it as she wraps her arms around her stomach.
Mushroom nuzzles her, getting comfy. "My family..." She says happily.
"I am not involved in thi-"
Lilith shoves a hand over his mouth and sighs happily. "Our family..."
Mushroom giggles and nuzzles her, hugging her happily.
Lilith giggles as well, hugging her back. "I love you."
“I love you too!!!"
When Lilith and Mushroom aren't looking, Frank makes a mad dash to the front door and runs out of the mansion.
Frank runs into the streets to see Nicholas leaning against a wall.
He runs up to Nicholas. "YOU GOTTA HELP ME- THERE WAS THIS WHITE WOMAN AND SHE KIDNAPPED ME AND-" He tries to catch his breath. "-AND I CAN'T FIND MY WAY OUT OF THIS TOWN IT KEEPS FUCKING LOOPING"
"Yah, that happens.” Nicholas suddenly has a chicken sandwich.
"DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF HERE?" Frank asks.
“Mhm,” Nicholas says.
"THEN WILL YOU TELL ME?!" Frank asks.
Nicholas stares Frank in the eyes. “No.”
Frank backs up a bit before scoffing and running off again.
---
Frank runs as fast as he can down the intersection, bumping into someone and falling flat on his ass. "S-Sorry-" He looks up.
"..." Alastor tilts his head as he looks down at the fox.
"...Do you know how to get out of here?" Asks Frank.
"..." A demonic, red portal opened under Frank, swallowing him up.
---
Frank falls out of a demonic, red portal and into Harmonia’s backyard.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA- OOF!" He hits the ground, the portal closing behind him with a loud screech.
Mailman wanders outside, sniffing the air.
Frank can be seen laying on the ground.
Mailman keeps wandering, he doesn't seem to be seeing anything as he gets closer.
Frank spots MailMan, calling out to him. "Hey! Do you know where I am?!" He asks.
Mailman doesn't hear him as he keeps wandering and trips over him.
"OW-" Frank says, despite not being hurt at all.
Mailman hits the ground with a thunk.
Frank crawled over to him. "You okay?"
Mailman shakes his head and looks over with normal eyes and no sharp teeth and smiles. "Oh, hi!"
"Hi. Do you know where I am?" Frank asks.
Mailman sits up "This is called Harmonia’s backyard, I’m Mailman, nice to meet you!" He holds out a hand.
Frank sits up, shaking his hand in a state of confusion. "Do you know where Harmonia's Backyard is located? Like, what state it's in? And I'm Frank."
"Mississippi.” Mailman stands up but keeps a hold of Frank's hand to help him up.
"Mississippi? How the fuck did I get to Mississippi... Unless... That tall thing was an alien?" He stands up.
"Aliens are very friendly!" Mailman exclaims.
"Wait- have you met one?!" Frank asks.
"Several!" Mailman exclaims.
Frank pulls out a small notepad. "Would you mind drawing what they looked like for me?"
"Of course!" Mailman takes it and takes some time to scribble down a drawing then he shows it to him.
Frank looks at the drawing. "Remarkable..."
"They are kind though," Mailman says.
"Really? I never would've thought." Frank says.
"Very much so,” Mailman responds.
Franklin closed the notepad and shoved it into his pocket. "Well. I've never been to Mississippi before. Would you mind showing me around?"
"I would be glad to!"