Knock. Knock knock.
Luna wakes up from her nap and hears the knocking.
Knight loads the Easter Grenade Launcher and then goes to answer the door.
"Oh no, it better not be another egg. And I don't mean an Easter egg." Luna says.
Sparrow looks over at the door from where he sits.
Cole stands up and stretches. “Who is ready to kick ass?"
At the door is Thrall. The exact same as you last saw him, honestly. He's breathing a bit heavily. In his left hand, he fiddles with a card IV - THE EMPEROR. In his right hand, he holds a broken sword. He looks around at all of them and takes a deep breath. "Might I request some help from you all? Although, part of me knows your answer already."
“Yes.” Knight says.
“Yes.” Cole says.
"Hey Thrall lemme just grab my things,” Luna says.
Sparrow looks very confused.
Luna claps her hands and her things are equipped instantly. "And grabbed."
Spider walks in moving around Thrall. "I see it's time.”
"Yep. Let's go save Harmonia." Luna says.
“Oh yeah! Sparrow, We are going to save Harmonia.”
Cole snaps and an unignited Halo energy sword appears in his hand. “Ready."
Luna presses the app on her phone and instantly transforms into a yellow and white dressed human with bunny and cat ears. Her sword is transformed into a citrine quartz sword.
Knight continues to hold onto his grenade launcher.
Thrall looks to Sparrow, notices who he holds a resemblance to, and smiles. "Glad to see you, no matter if your opinion on me has stayed the s-” He looks at Luna. "...ame. I see that.. things have gotten a lot more interesting since I left. Hm."
"Absolutely more interesting, Thrall. I got magic now." Luna says.
“Yeah, stuff’s been real weird. I killed Leviathan so that’s something new.” Knight says.
"I made my Halo armor gayer.”
"Gayer indeed." Thrall says.
"Doesn't look that bad. Plus it's festive!" Luna says.
Ari appears with his nail bat and gun on the floor next to her.
"Sup Ari." Luna says.
“Now, Off we go to kill that fat fuck Beelzebub and save Harmonia!” Knight exclaims.
Ari looks around. “I heard there was going to be an ass-kicking? Oh hey, Thrall long time no sssee!” He smirks, looking at the group.
“Good morning chicken legs,” Cole says.
“I literally don't have legs??” Ari responds.
Thrall looks Ari up and down before giving a cheerful laugh. "Being a snake looks very good on you, Arimidex."
Sparrow gets up and heads to the hallway, slightly annoyed.
"I will eat you Ari.” Cole says.
Ari coiled up a little, showing off with pride. “Why thank you, I think I look fairly dashing myself. And Cole im not into vore.”
Spider sighs and goes after Sparrow.
“You are the worst.” Cole says.
"Ready whenever n'yall are!" Luna says.
"I'm going to murder a fat fuck.” Cole says.
"Sigh, that's our Terminal. Always locking the bathroom door." Luna says.
"Hopefully we don't have to kill more than one." Thrall huffs, muttering, "I'd rather my future demons be unharmed."
“Hopefully.” Cole says.
“Yeah.” Knight agrees.
“Oh shit, we’re saving Harm?” Ari asks.
"I don't blame you. I'd rather just kill Beez and give you the crown Thrall." Luna says.
“Yes Ari, that is what we are doing.” Cole says.
Ari grabs their gun and bat from the floor. “Fuckin finally.”
“Let’s go kill bootleg Santa Clause!” Knight exclaims.
“Hohoho.” Luna says.
Thrall snickers.
Cole chuckles.
"Alright, are any of you particularly vulnerable to second-long stretches of sub-zero temperatures?" Thrall asks.
“No." Cole says.
"Uhhhhh I don't know," Luna says. "I might swap back to my furry form if that's the case." Luna does exactly that. "Meowdy."
Kade enters shortly! Giving a glance to Thrall in particular. "Howdy, gang."
“Nope, I’ll be fine.” Knight says.
"Mmmmm ice.” Cole says.
"I should be fine. The fur will keep me warm." Luna says.
“I'm cold-blooded so uhhhhh-“ Ari says.
To Kade, Thrall gives a very powerful vibe. A fledgling of gluttony. A particularly sinful soul.
Thrall looks to him. "You're.. new. Hello."
"Ari will freeze like a popsicle and I will laugh," Cole says.
“Cole I have a bat and you will be beaten with it.” Ari responds.
"It's just a second long stretch, right? I'm sure Ari'll be ok." Luna says.
"Counter-argument.” Cole ignites the Halo sword.
“That is a pretty solid counterargument,” Knight says.
Kade takes notice to such, but would give a small chuckle at his comment. "Yeah, I am."
“COD is better.” Ari says.
"I should stab you for that.” Cole says.
“But I'm hot so you wouldn't.” Ari says.
“Do not test me.” Cole responds.
"Quite the way to defend your life." Thrall responds.
“Halo is to COD as Mario is to Blinx the cat.” Knight says.
"Who the fuck is Mario?" Cole asks.
Ari just snickers.
“Mario Jump Man Mario.” Knight replies.
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-” Cole says.
“I like how no one knows who the fuck Blinx the cat is.” Knight says.
"I will eat Blinx the cat.” Cole responds.
“I do.” Ari says.
"I know what it is," Luna says. "One of the Xbox launch titles,”
"Xbox, smaaaaaash-” Cole says.
“Huh, Well it’s a shit game riddled with bugs.” Knight says.
"Never played it. I had a Wii back then.” Luna replies.
"Can one of you go fetch Spider? Unless she'd rather stay here and not help with the whole regicide thing." Thrall asks.
“HELL YEAH REGICIDE!!” Knight cries.
"i prefer genocide but yeaaah woooo regicide,” Cole says.
“Regicide is just Genocide but for kings.” Knight replies.
"THEN FUCK YEAH I'M ON BOARD!” Cole responds.
"Can Spider have five minutes?" Luna asks.
"Would you rather Harmonia be marinating for five more minutes?" Thrall asks in response.
"No, I would not.” Cole says.
“Nope.” Knight says.
"Me neither." Says Luna.
Spider walks in.
"All ready now?" Thrall asks.
“Yeah.” Cole responds.
"...yeah.” Spider says.
“LET GO COMMIT SOME MOTHERFUCKING REGICIDE!!” Knight yells.
“Yes.” Luna says. "Also owwww…”
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, VIOLENCE!” Cole yells.
"Is this common?" Kade asks.
“No.” Cole pauses. “Well, depends.”
"Fucks sake my ears.” Luna says.
"I'm excited.” Cole says.
“I just want to kill a prince of Hell again.” Knight says.
"If that could be any clearer, I think I'd go blind." Kade says.
“This tends to happen often.” Knight says.
"3."
"2."
"1."
Thrall snaps.
Everybody in the room disappears. All of the lights in the room shatter.
Enoch appears, fixes them, and then disappears.