Cole walks in and looks at L1MB0. "Hey, Limbo?" He asks. L1MB0 looks up to Cole.
"What?" L1MB0 looks up to Cole. Cole walks over to L1MB0, moving his paw to them and holding it over them.
"Just testing something." As soon as Cole says that a crimson red, demonic-looking portal forms beneath L1MB0, and L1MB0 gets swallowed by it. A demonic screech is heard as it closes.
L1MB0 emits the Mario 64 falling scream.
A portal opens in the roof of The Lowes, it’s crimson red and demonic-looking as L1MB0 falls out of it, landing on the hard concrete floor, and as it closes a demonic screech is heard. L1MB0 lands on their feet and looks around. A stout 5’9 fucking 15-year-old child is playing with a lawnmower. L1MB0 sprints towards the child. The child is making car noises with his mouth as he looks at L1MB0 and makes a shitty revving noise.
"I’ll hit you with the lawnmower." L1MB0 runs right up to the child and punts the child across The Lowes. Nicholas is sent across The Lowes his ribs cracking as he cries out in pain.
"Owwwww fuuuck- I was just kidding-”
"I am so happy." Says L1MB0 as it goes :) and walks down the lawnmower aisle of The Lowes. All of the lawnmowers have the letter n carved into them as Nicholas is still wailing in pain. L1MB0 attempts to turn all of the lawnmowers on as he progresses down the aisle.
":)" They don't have any fuel in them so they fail.
"FUCK." L1MB0 goes to find gas. The child has been left behind, there is a gas aisle right next to the lawnmower aisle.
"Amazing."
Alastor appears in front of Nicholas. "My child, rise. Your ailments will be taken care of. Healthcare is free in Bear, Delaware." Nicholas stands up, groaning.
"I know it is, god fucking asshole tv bitch fuckin’ punted me.”
"Language now, Nicholas. That sort of thing can offend people!" Alastor places his hand on his head, healing the child. L1MB0 searches for the largest canister of gas, leaving Lean Worms behind with every step. There is a barrel of gas in the corner of the aisle as Nicholas follows the trail of worms, collecting them with every step. L1MB0 effortlessly picks up the barrel of gas in one paw and tries to find a tractor. There is a tractor with a sign on it that says "My tractor and if you take it I'm gonna be really mad at you". Nicholas turns the corner standing behind the tractor. L1MB0 tries to turn the tractor on. Nicholas puts his hand on the key and takes the key out.
"My tractor." L1MB0's emote grin grows larger as the tractor starts anyway, a loud static filling the air.
"What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck-" Nicholas looks terrified and upset as he keeps his hand on the key. The tractor begins to move. Nicholas being the bumbling idiot he is jumps onto the tractor and slams on the brakes. L1MB0 pushes Nicholas off of the tractor and plows through the wall of The Lowes, heading to the intersection, leaving the fallen and sobbing child behind.
Something seems off in the intersection, a random billboard seems to be staring at L1MB0. It feels wrong but L1MB0 either doesn’t notice or just does not care.
Ding. A chime rings through the sky and a cowboy hat appears on L1MB0's tv.
A while later -
L1MB0 crashes the tractor directly into a lampost.
The tall man appeared next to Limbo. "You. May you take me to your realm, my child?"
L1MB0 looks to Alastor, their screen displaying:
"...Is that a yes or a no?" Alastor asks. L1MB0 emits a high pitch screech that suddenly gets cut off.
Alastor screeches in return.
L1MB0 screeches back.
"Oh... I thought that was the language you spoke. My apologies." Alastor offers his hand to L1MB0.
"Are you friends with Harmonia or do I have to kill you violently."
"I am Harmonia's acquaintance, yes. Why must you know?"
"Okay cool."
They hold out their paw.
"Hold."
Alastor takes L1MB0s paw and they're consumed by static, disappearing.