Harmonia suddenly jolts awake, her eyes now a dark hazel color as she starts feeling up and down her arms. "Damn, it's been a while since I've been in a human body!"

“Wait what?" Luna asks.

“Oh great, a poltergeist.” Says Knight.

"Sussy impostor!" Luna exclaims.

“Here we go…” Spider sighs.

"How am I an impostor if I just told you I'm sus?" Lilith asks.

"This is the worst,” Cole says.

"Your testimony just now. Damn, it's been a while since I've been in a human body!" Luna does her best Harmonia impression, it's pretty spot on.

"God, let me take a nap now,” Cole mutters as he passes out against a wall.

"Sooooooooooo, who are ya?"

Lilith walks up to Cole, repeatedly tapping his shoulder. "I'm Lilith. You?"

Cole opens his eyes slightly and stares at Lilith. “Fuck do you want?”

"To keep you awake." Lilith smiles.

Melody stirs, rubbing her eyes. "Hello?"

“Fuck off.” Cole grumbles as he shuts his eyes.

"Oh.. okay..." Melody looks away anxiously.

Lilith laughs, continuing to do it before looking at Melody. "Hello!"

"H-hi..." Melody responds.

"I am too sober to deal with this,” Spider mutters before speaking up. "So Lilith, why are you in Harm's body?"

"Why can't we ever just have a peaceful visit?" Drew asks.

"Oh, cheer up! This is gonna be a peaceful visit!" Lilith leans back, starting to roughly poke Cole's shoulder now. "And I'm in her body because we made a deal. She gets to have peace until midnight!"

"Who said I'm not cheerful? I have cheer coming out the ass." Drew says.

"You're not Harmonia?" Melody seems to be on the verge of tears since she woke up.

"I'm Lilith. Who are you?" She asked Melody.

"M-Melody..."

Cole's eyes glow a bright blood red as his eyes snap open. His voice sounds deeper than normal. “It's good to be back.”

"Cole?" Melody asks.

“Great, now Cole’s possessed as well,” Spider says.

Cole chuckles. "Andrew."

“I don’t think that’s- Motherfucker-” Knight says.

“Beat ya to it, bunny boy.” Andrew chuckles.

"Seriously, one fucking day." Drew says,

"Ooooh! Possession friends!" Lilith exclaims.

"Hi Andrew," Melody sniffs, trying not to cry.

Luna claps her hands, bringing her marked sword to her sheath.

"I'm just vibing Drewski, calm down,” Andrew says.

"Sup." Luna smiles.

Cole stares at Luna. "I swear to cod stop fuckin smiling at me."

"Is that a joke because I'm part Polish?" Drew asks.

"Cod? Eridan Homestuck?" Lilith says.

"Nice Homestuck reference, nerdass," Luna says.

“No, it's what Cole calls himself instead of God,” Andrew says. "Anyways, no I didn't know you were part nail polish, Drew my main chew.”

Melody just starts crying again.

“My main chew," Luna says.

Lilith’s still poking his shoulder.

“Stop fuckin poking me, asshole,” Andrew says.

Lilith giggles. "But it's funny!"

“It won't be as funny when I chop your hand off and feed it to you,” Andrew growls.

Melody cries harder!

"Oh, please do! You wouldn't be hurting me either way!" Lilith says.

“Maybe I will.”

A boot appears above Andrew.

“Melody please can you not cry?" Spider asks.

“What are you gonna do with that boot, hmm? Stomp me like how you stomped on Cole's family's jewels?" Andrew asks.

"B-but everyone's dead..." Melody says.

Smores is asleep on the floor.

The boot just hangs there.

“Well, I'm waiting for your response. Are you just not gonna say anything, dumbass?"

Lilith eventually stops poking Andrew and decided to move into the kitchen.

---

Lilith walks into the kitchen, grabbing a soda from the fridge and fucking inhaling it into her lungs.

Kade is eating raw macaroni and a block of cheese, both slathered in hot sauce. "Oh howdy."

"Hel-" Lilith coughs. "-lo!"

"You breathin'?"

"Barely! But it's okay, this isn't my body anyway."

"Barely??” Kade asks. “What the fuck do you mean?”

"What? You never seen a possession before?" Lilith grabs a pint of ice cream from the freezer.

"No. Maybe." Kade pauses. "Who are ya then?"

"My name's Lilith. Nice to meet you." She offers a hand to Kade for him to shake.

Kade stares for a moment, before shaking the hand. "Kade..? Nice to meet you as well, I guess."

Lilith starts eating the ice cream with her hands.

Kade takes another bite of the cheese block.

Cole walks in with blood-red glowing eyes and a smile. “Fuck is going on in here tonight my- What in the war crime fuck??”

Lilith looks at Andrew. "You never seen a girl eat ice cream with her hands before?" She says with her mouth full.

“No, no I have not, you fucking animal,” Andrew says.

Kade looks at Cole, then to his box of hot sauce-soaked raw macaroni. "I don't have an excuse."

"It’s called being an actual dog, Kade,” Andrew responds.

"No, it isn't!" Kade protests.

"My excuse is that I'm a demon and fuck you." Lilith starts licking the inside of the container.

"You're a dog, like, I could throw a dog treat at you and you would probably eat it,” Andrew says to Kade.

"So would you." Andrew hears Drew say from the hallway.

"See that's fair," Kade says. "And hey no that's not fair! And yeah!!"

Cole shouts down the hallway

"I'm not Cole. Mister, I was born when the Roman Empire was formed.” Andrew says.

"Bold talk for someone with a boot hanging over their head," Drew says.

"What the fuck??"

Drew enters the kitchen properly.

Andrew spins on his heel and snaps as a dog treat appears and lands on Kade's nose. “Don't eat the treat challenge.”

Kade seems stifled at the fact. "You can't do this to me."

"Just don't eat the treat. Simple.” Andrew responds.

"Fine, I won't!!" Kade exclaims.

“No need to get all uppity about it.” Cole snaps as a jar of peanut butter appears. He opens it and starts wafting the scent at Kade.

"You're being very unfair right now,” Kade says.

"I'm never fair, my little puppy wuppy~” says Andrew.

The boot raises a few inches.

Luna enters from the back door and sees literal culinary disasters happening right in front of her. "What the hell."

“Don't mind me, I'm just proving a point to the dog,” Andrew says.

Luna just shrugs and goes into the fridge.

Kade starts licking the treat vigorously after Luna enters. "It'snoteating!!"

"I fuckin knew it!” Cole exclaims.

Luna pulls out a can of monster and walks back on out. "Remind me to buy some more dog treats next time at Walmart then. Didn't know Kade liked them."

The treat tastes like peanut butter with a slight hint of bacon.

"No don't ple a se." Kade is licking the absolute hell out of it.

"You really like the treat, don't you?" Cole says as he walks over to Kade with the still open peanut butter jar.

Kade is looking at the peanut butter. "No."

"Then why are you licking it so much hmmm?" Cole wafts more of the peanut butter scent at Kade.

The boot moves.

"..." Kade tries to grab the jar with his mouth.

Andrew lets Kade grab it and cackles. "I fuckin knew it.”

The boot drops next to Cole/Andrew's foot.

Kade starts fuckin biting through it and just eating the jar and peanut butter. "Cruel and unjust."

Drew disappears in a flash of gold.

Cole kicks the boot to the side while cackling.

Lilith starts laughing as she slams her arms into every object around her. "Human pain feels weird!"

Kade looks at her, still eating. "Wh."

"Why are you like this?" Cole spins on his heel to face Lilith.

"Because it's funny!" Lilith jabs herself in the arm with a fork.

"I will never understand you fuckin people,” Andrew says.

"Don't do that!!" Kade exclaims.

"Too late!" Lilith does it again.

“What do you people do for fun around here other than,” Cole points at Lilith. "Whatever that is doing.”

"Uh. Dunno. I usually sit by and engage in antics. And try to keep up with whatever bullfuckery occurs, like so." Kade says.

"I see, I see do you wanna know any of Cole's secrets?" Andrew asks.

"Sure, spill em." Kade says.

"Hmmmm what ones should I tell you......oh I know! Cole uses women's body wash and conditioner because he likes the smell, and he often thinks about punting people.” Andrew says.

Kade chuckles. "Oh, that's cute! And also, fair. The punting part I mean."

"I mean the body wash part sucks for me cause I smell like a fuckin woman. Anyways, Cole keeps his guns clean because he is scared of them failing when he needs them most, just like how Cole has failed people when they need him, how fun!" Andrew exclaims.

Kade nods slightly. "Aw.., he needs a good hug! And therapy. A lot of people need that in this house, actually, but my point stands!"

“Just don't hug me and I won't sucker punch you in the teeth, he is also really scared of emp's for some reason. Ooo and another fun one is Cole carries so many weapons because he is scared of others not being able to protect themselves! Oh, how fun it is to tell secrets!" Andrew says.

"Noted."

"Also makes sense, I suppose I can understand his thinking a little?" Kade says. "By the way, how will he feel about you telling me these things?"

“Ohh, absolutely pissed.”

"Y'know, that's fair."