Sparrow walks into the livingroom, where Orpheus yelps and climbs onto Cole's back.
"Uh oh, bad move, dogboy!" Cole walks backwards, aiming to slam Orpheus against a wall. Orpheus falls.
“How are you doing, Uncle Sparrow?” Knight asks upon seeing Sparrow.
"Pardon?" Sparrow asks.
"Sparrow," Cole says, "Sparrow I fucked Knight's grandma in the 50's."
“Cole is my Grandfather.” Knight says.
Orpheus gets up and climbs onto Kade, "Woof!"
"Woof!!" Kade replies.
Cole giggles, "awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"Awwwwoooooooooooooooooooooffffffff!" Kade howls in reply as Orpheus nibbles on him.
"I made Kade howl," Cole laughs. Spider appears, and Cole points at them, "Arachnid detected."
"Er...ok," Sparrow sighs.
"Fuck off," Spider growls.
“Hey Spider did ya hear the news?” Knight asks.
"Yeah I did."
"It's funny," Cole giggles.
"Knew you were a player," Lock says.
"Lock shut your entire mouth you need to sleep." Cole says.
“It explains my impulsiveness.” Knight says.
"It does," Cole replies.
"How many?" Lock asks.
"12 hours"
"I meant people."
"10"
"Took you 10 people to realize youre a loner?" Lock asks.
"No it took me 10 women to realize that women just add to my murder spree." Cole answers.
"Great. We are going to lose a lot of men soon!" Lock smiles.
"What"
"You'll see you'll see"
"Tell me you goblin"
"You're a player I can smell it"
"What does it smell like, Lock?"
"Campfire juice, maybe even spheres"
"Spheres do have a weird smell"
"When you two are done with...whatever that is, I have a question," Sparrow says.
"I'm done with it," Cole shrugs.
"I'm not, fuck you!" Lock says.
"Anyway, you dont have other kids....do you?" Sparrow asks nervously.
Cole gets a pop-up ad in his vision.
[ADMITTION to MUSEUM only 2 DOLLAR?!?!?!?! WOW!!! graphics desigj is my passion.]
"What the fuck am I looking at," Cole tries to open the ad.
"Cole?" Sparrow asks. The ad disappears and a pamphlet clunks to the ground
"Yeah Sparrow?" Cole walks over to the pamphlet and starts reading it. He picks it up, "My mystical pamphlet."
"Did you hear my question dear?" Sparrow asks.
"Oh I did, and I don't have any other than you and Knight," Cole says. Sparrow looks over at Knight.
"You okay, Sparrow?" Spider asks. Lock had passed out and is laying on the floor.
"Don't start fighting each other because I love both of you equally, platonically," Cole says.
"Are you sure?" Sparrow asks.
"I'm sure."
"Even...if...say uhh...one of us changed?" Sparrow asks.
The pamphlet folds out into 3 different pages. So, 6 pages because double sided. The side Cole looks at is like 47 different labyrinths layered on each other incoherently.
"Sparrow I change all the time, I couldn't care less if you changed, as long as your comfortable I'll support you," Cole stares at the pamphlet and blinks several times as he opens it up all the way.
"Okay," Sparrow sighs nervously.
"Why, is there something you wanna tell me?" The entire 3 page sprawl he looks like is like that. Like. Some fucked up weird unusable map. Cole turns it over, while being fuckin boggled by it.
"Uhmm......telepathic connections would be really handy right about now," Sparrow mumbles.
"Do you want me to tell em instead?" Spider asks her.
"Yes dear, that would help,,"
"Do you want me to use the new ones, see how you feel with em?"
"Very well.."
Spider nods and walks over to Sparrow, holding her hand out slightly. She then looks over at Cole, "Sparrow is thinking of changing her pronouns!"
Harmonia perks up. "Cool!!"
Cole smiles and nods, "That's cool!" He goes back to looking at the pamphlet and... This side is more normal! [MADAME'S GALLERY, ℵ0 EXIBITS! COME SEE: STONE SCULPTURES! ALL THAT EXIST, AND MORE! CUSTOM: THE BLEEDING MANTICORE; THE ARMY OF GARGOYLES; JOSEPH'S LOVE; AND MORE! PAINTINGS! YOU WANT THE MONA LISA? WE HAVE 29 OF THEM! CURSED ARTIFACTS! MORE THAN WE WANT! ᵈⁱˢᶜˡᵃᵐᵉʳˡᵒˢˢᵒᶠˡⁱᵐᵇˢˡᵒˢˢᵒᶠˢᵉˡᶠˡᵒˢˢᵒᶠⁱᵈᵉⁿᵗⁱᵗʸᵖᵉᵗʳⁱᶠⁱᶜᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿᵃⁿᵈᵒᵗʰᵉʳʷⁱˢᵉⁱⁿᵃⁿⁱᵐᵃᵗᵉᵒʳᵃⁿⁱᵐᵃᵗᵉᵗʳᵃⁿˢᶠᵒʳᵐᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿˢᵃˡᵒⁿᵍʷⁱᵗʰᵖᵒˢˢᵉˢˢⁱᵒⁿᵃᵗᵗᵃᵗᶜʰᵐᵉⁿᵗˢʰᵃᵘⁿᵗⁱⁿᵍˢᵒʳᵒᵗʰᵉʳᶜᵘʳˢᵉˢᵃʳᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉᵈⁿᵃᵘᵍʰᵗᵇʸᵘˢᵇᵘᵗᵇʸᵗʰᵉˢᵗᵘᵖⁱᵗⁱᵗʸᵒᶠᵗʰᵒˢᵉʷʰᵒᵈⁱˢʳᵉˢᵖᵉᶜᵗᵃʳᵗ food courts. they're bad. don't waste your money. AND MORE! 2 dollar!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHH!!!! Wavers will be signed.]
Sparrow nervously takes Spider's hand. She squeezes it comfortingly, looking over at Sparrow, "See? Everything's ok"
"Ayyyy," Kade smiles. Orpheus has fallen asleep on his back.
"Do you want me to stop using son and use something else?" Cole asks.
"I'm honestly not sure. I mean, I don't hear it the same from you.." Sparrow sighs.
"Alright, just let me know if you wanna change it at all and I will"
"Thank you, dear"
"I'm happy for you,," Harmonia smiles.
"I will always support my kids, it's what parents are supposed to do," Cole says, proudly. Sparrow puts her head down a bit, as if slightly nervous, but can't show facial expressions with the horse skull head.
"This pamphlet sucks," Cole tries to crumple it.
"Sparrow, a word?" Spider asks.
"Yes?" Sparrow replies.
Spider chuckles, "In private ya div," She lets go of her hand and starts to walk into the hallway. Sparrow follows.
The pamphlet bursts into flames and emits a 😡
Harmonia squeaks. "I wanted to see that!"
"I could have eaten it," Cole says.
"I wanted to read it!" Harmonia says. It uncrumples. Cole starts trying to eat it. Harmonia tries to snatch it first. 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 it tastes like 1840s era british people. Cole is eating it as fast as he can. Harmonia pouts. It's like one of those Magician scarves that never end. Cole does not gag and just keeps shoveling it down his throat.
"I want a pamphlet," Harmonia says.
Cole completely eats the pamphlet. 😡 😡 😡 emits from his mouth.
"Get robot eyes then maybe get a ad and then get a pamphlet biiiiiiiiiiiiiitch," Cole says.
“I am concerned,” Knight says. There's a loud, rapid knocking on the door. Harmonia goes to the door. Cole stands behind Harmonia. KNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNCOKCOKNCOKCNKNCONKNh!!! Cole opens the door. It doesn't MATTER who opens it because an invisible force fucking PUNCHES COLE in the DICK
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ATE MY PASSION PROJETCT :wahhhh: :wahhhh: :bleaaaa: :ackkkkk:" the voice is kinda nasally and very whiney.
"What is happenign," Harmonia says.
Cole groans and winces, "MY FUCKING COCK"
"Lol. Lmao. Can I get a pamphlet," Harmonia asks.
Kade covers his face and holds himself back from cackling.
"YES!!!" says the voice. Harmonia gets 27 pamphlets. She lets most drop but holds one and looks at it. It's the same one Cole got. Knight starts laughing at Cole.
"It is not that funny Knight, I will put you in time out," Cole threatens.
“No you can’t.” Knight replies, “You’re not my- oh wait.”
"Dumbass," Cole says, "also send me to the museum or I will cry!"
"I wanna go to the museum. Sounds fun." Harmonia says.
After no response from the voice, Cole says, "They punched me in the cock and left, this sucks."
"Field trip," Kade says.
"Where is the museum?" Harmonia asks.
Lock sits straight up, "You are the museum, get framed"
"What"
"Go back to sleep," Cole groans.
"Framed I tell ya, Rodger Rabbit style"
“Roger Rabbit is pretty cool.” Knight says
":fuckyouagain: I WAS going to leave but LUNA is talking to someone and intruding would be rudeeee 😖" the voice RETURNS.
"Dont make me draw you," Lock says.
“Do it.” Knight replies.
"I'm confused," Harmonia says.
"Take me to the place," Cole says.
Cole is punched again, "🤔 what are you confused about??"
"How do we go to the museum," Harmonia asks.
"Ill stuff you in a Nintendo ds cartage for drawn to life like the action adventure platformer protagonist that you are," Lock says.
"Lock talk to me when you start making sense," Harmonia smiles.
"I will when you get past the tutorial rpg moprhghrngpiryfj bitch," Lock says.
Cole winces and groans again, "MY COCK FOR THE SECOND TIME"
Harmonia looks at Lock. "I want to punch you so bsd"
Cole gets punched AGAIN, "plundering the family jewels for the treasury! 😈 "
Cole groans and winces, "COME HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Cole starts swinging at the door. Nobody is at the door. Cole is swinging regardless.
"I'll have to ask ~👁️" says the voice. Harmonia just lays on the ground and sighs
"Then ask!" Cole stops swinging.
Luna arrives in the living room... to a fucking zoo. "Meow. Hey y'all."
"Awoof." Kade says, "And howdy!"
"YOU" says the disembodied voice. "MONOPOLY WANTED ME TO PICK UP THEIR IMAGES"
"Huh? Oh! Uhh yeah they're right here." Luna digs into her inventory and pulls out a package of photos. It says Walmart One-Hour Photo on it.
"ALRIGHT COOL." The envelope is grabbed and disappears. "Now we wait for uhhhh some flower bitch to get out of RFYL!"
"Flower Maiden?"
"I hope they get crushed," Cole smiles.
"Wait... would that happen to be a long hallway, probably infinite, with something chasing you that sounds like GNEWGWGKMGSFNGLALGSKAHHHHHHHH?" Luna asks.
"Why are we waiting for that?"
"Because its funny"
"That's how you get there!" the voice says.
"Huh"
"That something sounds like me on a sunday night," Kade smirks.
"Kade you would eat a pickle jar if a threw it at you," Cole says.
"Probably." Cole snaps and a pickle jar smacks Kade in the sniffer. "Ow" He starts fuckin eating it.
"I fucking knew it"
Lock had zoned out, "ueh huh?"
"Lock moment"