Harmonia ends up in a forest void of color. It’s night and she can see a plethora of white stars in the black sky.
She looks around curiously. "Wack.”
There’s a faint light in the distance. It would take a while to get there.
Harmonia shrugs and starts walking towards it
Spider appears and follows her. "So Harm, tell me, you ever heard of the phrase ‘don't walk into the light?’"
"I'd have to be dead for that.” Harmonia jokes, smiling a bit.
"Technically we both are so…”
"Well....uh....."
"Yeah, you've doomed us both, well done." Spider chuckles.
"No!"
Still have a while to go to reach that faint light.
"Y'know Spider... I have an idea." Harmonia says.
"Why don't I like the sound of that?"
"Y’know... we could get there faster if you shifted-"
"You mean I would get there faster.” She chuckles and then stares at Harmonia as it clicks.
Harmonia smiles evilly.
"Are you mad?"
"Maybe a bit.”
The light is closer than before. You can see a large building in the distance.
"So, you in?" Harmonia asks.
"Fuck it, sure.” Spider shifts and looks at Harmonia, flicking an ear.
Harmonia grins and gets on her back.
Spider sighs and sprints towards the light, she's going at about 45mph. Harmonia holds on tight, giggling.
After a bit, they end up in front of a Small Victorian-Era Asylum. A big chunk of it has collapsed but if you walk in you can still access the left-wing.
The sign is faded but one can make out the words “Correction” and “Asylum”.
“That's fuckin ominous as hell. But like, I’ve always wanted to urban explore- Harmonia says.
Spider whines as she reads the sign, she turns her head to look at Harmonia.
“It's okay, you can stay out here if you want.” Harmonia pets her head.
Spider grumbles and sits down so Harmonia would fall off her back.
Harmonia does and grunts. “Rude.” She's just laying on the ground, looking at Spider.
Huffs in amusement and shifts back. "So, never thought I'd end up in the madhouse.”
“That’s insensitive considering-“ Harmonia cuts herself off. “Nevermind.”
Spider tilts her head. "Is it not ok to call em that?"
“I mean… I don't think so? I dunno. Wanna go inside?”
"Noted and sure.”
Harmonia heads inside, Spider following.
It’s a standard Victorian Asylum.
Harmonia looks around. “HELLLLOOOO-“
No one answers. A hall leads to the left as the hall that leads to the right is collapsed and filled in with rubble.
"Yeah, this place ain't weird at all.” Spider says sarcastically.
“I know, right.” Harmonia heads down the left hall.
Spider sighs and follows. "You're going to get us killed, do you know that?"
“We can't die though!” Harmonia grins, looking around.
"It’s still painful.”
“You're free to leave.” Harmonia shrugs. “I just… need to investigate.”
“And leave you behind? Jog on.”
The hall is lined with doors as they cannot see an end in sight.
“I don't speak British,” Harmonia tries to open a door.
“Tosser.”
The metal door opens with some resistance. It’s an empty padded cell.
Harmonia closes it and heads to another door. “Wanker.”
Same thing as the last one, empty.
Harmonia goes to another.
Spider sighs and follows Harmonia, keeping an eye on her.
This padded cell is torn to hell.
Spider growls softly, seeing the room. "Great… yeah this definitely ain't a trap.”
Harmonia goes to another door. “That guy… Bionic was it? Kidnapped Eris, right?”
It’s a regular padded cell.
Another one!
“Harm, I highly doubt there's anything other than cells behind these doors.”
Behind this door looks to be the inside of the hallway at Harmonia’s house from the bathroom door.
“Uh…. Spider?” Harmonia says, looking at the hall.
"...I stand corrected.” Spider says. "So, we going in?"
“Uh… yeah sure…”
The hallway is the only colored thing in the area besides them.
“It might just be the house…” Harmonia says.
"Then what would be the point of all this? Of bringing us here?" Spider asks.
“Not sure… maybe we can look a bit more than come back to this door?”
"Sounds like a plan.” Spider suddenly gets pushed in by something invisible as the door slams shut.
“SPIDER?” Harmonia tries to open the door again, panicking.
The door is locked.
“Fuck fuck fuck fuck-“ Harmonia takes her phone out and texts Spider.
Upon making sure Spider was okay, just sent home, she looks around, trying to go in the direction she came from.
It’s only endless hallways now.
Harmonia is panicking quite a bit. "Fuck fuck fuck-"
A small black bunny hops up to Harmonia.
Harmonia stares at it. "Who the hell- oh my god you're the FUCKING UNCLE!”
It hops away from her because it was yelled at.
Harmonia sighs. "Sorry. What do you want?"
It looks back to her, then continues forward.
Harmonia sighs and follows.
The bunny leads her to a door. There’s a plaque next to it that reads: “Dr. James Noelle.”
"Fuck.” Harmonia stares at it, looking around.
It’s a normal wooden door with an opaque glass window. The door is unlocked.
Harmonia sighs and opens the door.
It’s a really big room with 5 giant glass windows looking into darkened cells. One of them is empty. There are various computers and devices sprawled across the room.
Harmonia’s eyes widen at the cells and she runs over, trying to open them.
It doesn’t work as the door she came in slams shut and locks.
"Fuck fuck fuck-" Harmonia tries to take her phone out.
Her phone is at 3%.
"Fuck me.” She texts the group chat to alert them of her situation.
Her phone dies soon after. :’(.
"Fuck fuck fuck-" Harmonia looks around for an exit.
There isn’t one as a spotlight appears over a chair.
Harmonia looks at the chair.
It’s a normal wooden chair.
"I'm not sitting in that."
The chair is sad.
Harmonia walks over, picking up the chair and trying to break one of the cell doors with it.
Neither of them breaks.
"I'm gonna kill someone." She looks around and decides to try and destroy anything she can. It doesn’t work but she goes back to the computers, trying to see if she can open the cells with them.
They are all locked with a password.
Harmonia tries basic passwords like 123456, password, etc
None of them work.
"Fuck it. " She tries to destroy the computers with the chair.
The computers don’t break.
Harmonia puts the chair down and tries breaking them with her claws.
The computers don’t break.
She groans and lays down on the floor. After a bit, she looks to the chair and begrudgingly sits in it.
It’s quite comfy considering the fact that she can’t get out of the chair.
"Fuck my LIFE." Harmonia groans, struggling.
The chair stays put as she can’t get out of it.
"So are you gonna come out already??? I’m sure you're watching." Harmonia says to no one.
There’s no response.
She just starts screaming loudly.
Nobody answers.
"Fucking damnit... what do I do now??"
A while later, the door swings open as Bionic is eating some pistachio ice cream and humming a tune.
Harmonia glares at him. "Bitch."
He stops and looks at her with a spoon in his mouth. “Hng?!”
"Let me go bitch.”
He sets the tub of ice cream and spoon down on a table. “Heh?”
"I can't leave the chair. Let. me. out."
“No, I don’t think I will.”
"WHY NOT?!??“
“You’re bait for your friend.” Bionic explains.
"Who??" Harmonia asks.
“Let’s see… Who would I want to get here?”
"I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW!"
“Seriously?” He sighs. “SCP-6916.”
"I. don’t. know. who. that. is. Say. their. fucking. name."
“Okay, fine you dumbass, Knight. The Bunny Twink. You know, the son of the bastard that cost me my life, work, and-“ He stops himself short.
"Are you literally trying to get revenge on his dad by using his son?”
“No shit Sherlock!” Bionic says. “Can’t really harm a man who can fucking ALTER REALITY ON A FUCKING WHIM!”
"I mean lol get fucked I guess. But Knight won't come get me, it's not that serious.”
“Really? Is- Is he that fucking heartless?” Bionic asks. “Oh wait, None of you see me as a threat.”
"Yeah. Plus I get kidnapped like. all the time. So."
Bionic sighs again, growing more annoyed. “Of course you are. Fucking Damn It.”
"Get absolutely fucked bunny boy.”
“Do you want me to kidnap Jello?”
"Literally don't touch my cat the fuck.”
“Fucking bet, I’m taking your cat and you can’t do shit about it!” Bionic exclaims.
"Literally why though. Why.”
“I’m pissed off!”
"I’ll literally eat you," Harmonia says.
“Like I haven’t heard that before.”
"Let me off the chair bitch.”
“No, you’re my hostage and I need you as bait.”
"This really isn't that bad compared to other kidnappings.” Harmonia sighs.
“….You’re afraid of needles, right? And people pretending to be loved ones?”
Harmonia freezes. "You’re gay.”
“I had a wife so that’s wrong.”
"EW STRAIGHTIE!”
“Wow, Way to go assuming shit.” Bionic says.
"Yeah."
“Fuckin…. I’m going to replace any ice cream you have in the future with black licorice pistachio ice cream.”
"Wow.”
“Yeah. Then I’ll feed your cat to some sharks because I’m going for the evil villain streak!”
"Dude, that's not cool.”
“YEAH, NO SHIT.”
"If ya gonna torture me, torture me.”
“You want me to torture you? Me, a former SCP Scientist?” Bionic asks.
"Nah I don't but I’m saying if you wanna mess with me, just do it or whatever. Leave my cat out of it.” Harmonia says.
“Your phone has some battery now so call for help, and I might chop off a fucking limb because that sounds real fucking relaxing right now!”
"Lol lmao.” Harmonia smiles. "What if Enoch just teleported me out.”
“…”
“FUCK.”
Enoch appears, punches Bionic in the face, grabs Harmonia, and disappears.
“FUCK” Bionic holds his face. “Fuck fuck fuck fuck-” He starts running around, looking for a place to hide. “Samuel is going to fucking end me! fuuuuuuuuck!”
Samuel ascends from the floor and grabs Bionic by the throat. Their voice matching his wife’s. “You Decided To Do This Without My Permission? You Kidnapped The Child Who Is Favored By THEM?”
“No No No No No-“ Bionic tries to plead for mercy but…
[The following scenes have been deemed too graphic for network television, because of this they have been removed.]