Some Sisyphean Heresy demon girl is chilling in the woods, burning a hoodie. Bionic gets fucking YEETED into a tree, causing it to get knocked down. The girl, Asphodel looks to the fallen tree, laughing.
"You good, man?"
“N-no, I’m not,” He says while under the fallen tree. She laughs, and takes a swig of monster before walking over to the tree and crouching down to look him over. Bionic is a 6’1 Bunny Twink who wears a tattered lab coat, has messy blue hair with bunny ears, and has a robotic right arm. The tree is pinning him to the ground. “I cheat at boggle once and this is what I get?” He mumbles under his breath.
"Dude... can I have your arm?" Asphodel asks.
“NO! I built this myself! It’s literally the only good thing I got out of that place blowing up!”
"Uhh-huh," She's already getting her screwdriver out.
“You should probably not do that, my arm is kinda powered by a miniature nuclear reactor. I hope you like radiation poisoning.”
"Meow," She pushes the arm away, and stands up. She sits on the tree, further weighing it down.
“ACK-“ He tries to push the tree upwards. “Are you trying to crush me??”
"Just taking a small catnap," she stretches, laying down on the tree.
“Why here?? Is it because of the arm? I could make you one!”
"Mmm I expect one as soon as I wake up," she purrs, falling asleep.
“WHA- WHAT?!!? I CANT MAKE ONE WHEN STUCK UNDER HERE! I DONT EVEN HAVE THE TOOOOOLS!!!”
Asphodel's faaaaast asleep.
“God damn it.”
Some time later, Asphodel gets up off the tree, stretching, her tail waving around.
"You good down there, bunnyboy?"
“Nope.”
"Lmao that sucks, can I get that arm now?"
“No.”
"I'll let you go if you do"
”Fine, You win.”
"Sweet," she starts workin on de-vriskafying his arm from his shoulder. A small deer girl walks by, picking flowers and humming happily. This catches Asphodel's eye! She looks over to the girl, holding Bionic's arm and waving to her with it.
“Why,” Bionic groans.
"Hi!! Wanna be my bitch?" Melody asks as she walks over.
"Damn, straight forward. Take me out to dinner first," she smirks, "Though I am interested." She looks Melody over. Cute deer girl.
Melody blushes, "I am trying to aquire bitches! I can make food!" Melody takes a yellow flower out of her basket and hands it Asphodel.
Asphodel takes it, putting it in her hair, "Well you might just acquire one if you can cook me something nice."
“Can I go now?” Bionic asks.
"I can do that!!" Melody smiles and looks at Bionic, "Whos he?"
"Some guy I took an arm from because it looked cool," she holds the arm out, "Wanna be a good girl and hold it for miss Asphodel?"
“Bad luck incarnate,” Bionic growls.
"Yeah get a load of Mr Edgy."
Melody blushes and takes it, "I can be a good girl!!"
“It’s not my fault I have been stuck here for over a week all because I cheated at Boggle!” Bionic says.
Asphodel pets Melody behind her ear, "Damn, you had to cheat? I'm a master at Boggle. You deserve to be stuck out here if you cheated at Boggle." Melody blushes and leans into it, purring.
“I was up against a guy who is over like 2000 years old or something.”
"And? No excuse to cheat at literally the easiest game ever"
“Well excuse me for wanting to win one game in my god damned life!”
"Hahahahaaaaa," she looks back down at Melody. 6'2 catgirl with piercings petting a tiny fuckin deer lady, "Wanna get outta here?"
Melody nods, "I need to make you food!!"
"Yes you do, cutie"
Melody blushes, "S-so where are we going!"
"Wherever you can get me some dinner," Asphodel smirks.
"Okie! Do you have a crossbow?" Melody asks.
"I've got knives and a gun?"
"I dunno how to use a gun to hunt!"
"Ooh, a lil huntress? Nice," Asphodel smiles, "Know how to use knives?"
Melody blushes, "I know how to skin animals!!"
A crossbow and a entire quiver of arrows appears in front of Melody. Asphodel steps back, shocked by the appearance of what Melody wished for.
"Damn, you got some wishing powers or whatever?"
Melody grins, loading the crossbow, "No, my friend gave it to me!!! I think!!! I dunno actually!"
Asphodel nods, "Alright then, let's go get some dinner."
Melody nods happily and stalks the forest, her movements completely silent. She sees a rabbit and shoots it, running over. It wasnt dead yet and she looks a little sad before turning to Asphodel.
"I need a knife." Melody says. Asphodel tosses a sheathed dagger over to Melody Melody takes it and promptly puts the rabbit out of its misery before starting to skin it and such, "Will you start a fire?"
"Bet." She digs a shallow hole with her claws, getting rid of the grass inside and lines it with rocks. She gathers some branches and small twigs and puts them inside the hole. Asphodel puts her hand over the wood and squints, and a flame encapsulates the wood, "There we go!"
"Thank you!" Melody smiles and starts cooking the rabbit, seasoning it with herbs from her basket and such, "Do you have a plate?"
Asphodel reaches into her bag and pulls out a wooden plate and some utensils, "Yep"
Melody smiles, "Sweet!" She puts it on the plate and looks at Asphodel eagerly, hoping she'd like it. Asphodel starts eating the rabbit and she seems to be enjoying herself.
"You having any?" she asks with a mouthful of rabbit.
"If its okay!!" It tastes pretty good, the herbs making it taste a little floral but in a good way. Melody watches her excitedly.
"Go on, lil princess, don't want you going hungry," Asphodel passes some to her, continuing to eat her portion.
Melody looks at her bloody hands, "I should probably wash these-"
"Probably," Asphodel laughs.
"Do you have a towel or something?" Melody asks, digging into the food regardless
"Yup," she takes one from her bag and hands it to Melody Melody wipes her hands off and finishes eating happily. Asphodel fucking DEMOLISHED that rabbit.
Melody is watching her, laying in the sun and vibing, "You're so silly,,"
"Oh yeah?" Asphodel leans forward, "So, I'm your bitch now, huh? Or are you mine?"
Melody blushes. "M-my friends have a lot of bitches so I think I need more bitches because I wanna be like them!!"
"Is that so?"
"Mhm!!" Melody smiles. Looking into her eyes she seemed blissfully ignorant to the danger that other people could bring. She looked completely trusting of Asphodel.
Asphodel crawls over to Melody, basically climbing on top of her, "If I'm your bitch, you can be mine too, can't you?" She says, biting her lower lip and showing a very sharp tooth.
Melody squeaks.
"Well?"
"HOLD ON IM ASKING MY FRIENDS FOR HELP ON WHAT TO SAY" She has no phone! How wacky!
"Ah-huhh?" Asphodel drags her thumb across Melody's cheek
Melody is blushing and super warm to the touch. She grabs her rosary, "IS THIS SINNING-"
"I'm alll about sin, dear," she smiles
Melody tries to squirm away, "I am a good Christian girl!!!"
"Oh yeah?" Asphodel lets her, smiling.
Melody shows her the rosary "See!!!"
"Looks pretty on you. You're a demon though, yeah?"
Melody blushes and looks away, "Y-yeah..."
"Mhm," she smiles, standing up, "Why don't we hang out a little more, I can show you just how fun sin can be, little demon girlie"
"I-I'm still a good Christian girl!! I dunno how I became a demon but Im Christian I cant sin on purpose!!"
"You can be a good girl even if you sin, lil princess"
Melody is blushing profusely, "Do you wanna sex me!"
"What. I mean. No? Not really?" Asphodel's blushing too.
"Okay, good! Me too! Good!" Melody hides her face in her hands. "I just realized I never asked for your name..."
"Asphodel..! What uh. What's yours?"
"M-melody!"
"Cute name. So, wanna go break stuff?"
"Yeah!!"
"Sweet, let's go." She starts walking, holding Melody's hand and pulling her along.
Melody blushes and holds her hands back. "Y-you're cute,,"
"Says the cute lil deer girl," Asphodel smiles, looking down at Melody
Melody blushes "No you!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!!!" Melody smiles.
Asphodel picks Melody up, "My bitch"
Melody giggles, "R-really!!"
"Mhmmm," she smiles, petting Melody Melody giggles and pets her back!!
@thegoblinsarecoming #stitch with @chloe_dillon ♬ original sound - The goblins are coming
Melody begins shaking in fear! "THE GOBLINS ARE COMING"
"Are you okay?-" Asphodel holds Melody closer, petting her.
"THE GOBLINS ARE COMING!!"
Asphodel sits down, holding Melody so so close, "No one's coming, princess, there's no goblins"
"Promise!!" She hugs Asphodel and trembles.
"I pinky promise, little princess, and even if they were coming, they'd have to get through me first if they wanted you," Asphodel smiles reassuringly, patting her head and hugging her.
Melody nods and hugs her, calming down, "Okie,, thank you..."
"Of course, I'll never let anyone hurt you, okay?"
"Okay,,," Melody hugs her, relaxing and yawning
"Good girl, you're such a good girl," Asphodel whispers, petting Melody gentle.
Melody purrs, hugging her tightly, "I like you.."
"I like you too, Melody," Asphodel smiles, hugging her Melody purrs, rubbing Asphodels back a tad.