January 8, 2023

There's rapid knocking at the front door. Melody gets up and and answers it. "Hello?"

Jack takes an exaggerated wide step into the room, "AYO"

Melody tries to PUSH HIM OUT. "HEY NO GET OUT"

Jack tumbles over and falls on the porch. Melody slams the door and LOCKS it, "That'll show him."

Kade steadily springs awake "What the fuck." Roxy is in the couch. There's more rapid knocking.

"Bruh." Luna sighs from the top bunk.

Melody goes to the front window and flips off Jack. Kade holds his head, looking around the room "whg."

Jack goes up to the window. He sticks out hIs tounge, crosses his eyes, and pulls the corners of his mouth to smile. Roxy sneers and smoggles.

"That man needs a gods damned dentist." Luna says.

"Is that the fucker?" Kade replies.

"Yeah."

"LEAVE HERE MISTER OR ILL HAVE TO FIGHT YA!", she huffs, sticking her own tongue out at him. Roxy looks at Melody, still unable to speak due to...

"...leave here mister.." Luna facepalms. Kade covers his face, trying to holding back his cackling. Jack giggles with a hand to his mouth and ducks out of view, similar to Duck Hunt.

"Oh good." Luna groans.

Melody huffs and rolls up her sleeeves. "Why I oughtta...."

Kade's WHEEZING. Jack is gone. Melody looks around and waits for something to happen. Roxy is coolin’. Luna is ready for whatever happens.

The next moment, they suddenly have a full brick chimney and Jack falls out of it with a tumble. There’s soot all over him. Melody looks over and tries to grab Jack by the scruff.

Kade looks at the brand fucking new chimney "Huh."

Roxy stares. "Heart thats.. full up like a laaaandfill... job that slowly kiiillls you..."

"Oh god. That might be our Conduit Warning. Literal Jack Claus." Luna says.

"Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" Cole chuckles.

"Can we help you Jack?" Luna says after taking a deep breath.

"I have a superbulous derbudoobius idea to instafix the nonferal world!" Jack hangs by the scruff

"Such a pretty house and such a pretty garden. ...." Roxy says

"What the fuck is happening." Kade asks

Melody tries to throw him out the door

"To insta fix the nonferal world? It's broken?" Luna asks as there’s another knock.

"Yes- very broken- and speaking of plans, here comes Miss Cherry Bomb" Jack smiles mischievously.

"The nonferal world, it's broken," Cole's voice swaps to the one kid in the "our table it's broken" video.

Kade looks at the direction of the knock, "Well, uh."

Melody huffs and drops Jack, opening the door.

The door opens and Nyx steps in. She's wearing a short dark red dress and matching eyeshadow. Her golden eyelashes are dulled making her eyes brighter. She still wears the robe of wings. Luna peers at the dress and instantly looks down while blushing. "Holy.."

Cole looks over at Nyx, "whore located."

"Oh hello." Melody takes a step back, blushing lightly. "Pleasure to meet you miss-", she does a little curtsy. She is not wearing a dress.

Roxy is staring at Jack paying no attention to the average looking woman in the room. Kade blinks several times "Reminds me of my time in lu-"

Nyx takes a few steps in, she knows how to walk in a dress.

Cole stands up and does that one Jojo pose, you know the one you fucking weeb.

Jack snickers and gets up, "NyxTwix, ready to woo a zinger?"

Melody is gay.

"A ZINGER!?" Roxy springs up.

"Oh shit which Zinger are we fighting?" Luna is excited!

"ALRIGHT LETS GO" Jack marches out the door. Nyx rolls her eyes and sighs. Cole, Roxy, Melody, Luna, and Kade follow

Jack and Nyx walk through the woods until they reach an abandoned carnival.

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