October 12, 2022

Claire loudly announces; "ZERO DAYS WITHOUT SHENANIGANS!" while walking into the living room.

Harmonia, who was sitting on the couch, JUMPS LIKE A CAT. "AAAAA!”

"Roxy is in the Moores' walls, Harmonia," Claire says.

"WHAT WHY??" Harmonia asks, now standing up next to the couch and trying to catch her breath

"Check Twitter she wanted to talk to a gecko.”

"Fucked up... wanna go for a walk?" Harmonia asks, yawning slightly.

"Sure!" Claire says with a smile.

Harmonia grins and extends her big clawed hand to Claire. "Want fluffy or fleshy me?"

"Fleshyyyy,”

Harmonia giggles and shifts into her human form, kissing the top of Claire's head. "You're adorable." She leads her out of the house and into the woods.

"Yippee!!" Claire follows, bouncing slightly.

Harmonia walks into the woods, holding Claire's hand. "I love fall..." She blushes and looks at her. "Y'know... its almost been a year since we got together,,"

Something is in a bush.

"Almost, soon!!" Claire exclaims.

Harmonia notices the bush. "Did you see something move?"

"Hm? I didn't." Claire replies with a shrug.

Something continues to be in a bush a little harder.

A tiny butterfly begins to flutter toward the lovebirds.

Harmonia notices the butterfly and extends a finger to it. "Aww, look,"

"Hehehe it's just like you!” Claire says as she leans her head on Harmonia's shoulder.

The butterfly lands on Harmonia but is immediately ZAPPED INTO A POOF OF CONFETTI.

The Wizard, a dog-sized, little thing with a smiley face and a wizard hat seems to be the source of the zapping, and hops out of the bush and at Harmonia's feet, seemingly looking for approval.

"WHAT THE FUCK??” Claire screams in fear.

Harmonia gasps in horror and then looks down at the wizard. "Oh my god, it's adorable...." She bends down to try and pet it.

The wizard has a dopey smiley face and allows the pet to happen as long as the hat remains untouched.

The hat remains untouched!

"Claire, look at this fuckin thing,” Harmonia says.

"I am terrified.” Claire says with an expression of pure horror.

"But it's so cute!!!!" Harmonia says with a smile. "Do you think the hat comes off?"

The wizard begins to stare at Claire.

Claire stares back in abject horror.

Harmonia pokes the hat

The wizard BITES HARMONIA'S FINGER OFF.

Clean off. Finger gone.

It's just a stump, no blood or tearing or anything the finger is just gone. Like it was snapped in half like a piece of chalk.

Harmonia stares. "Oh. It. I." She BLINKS. "D-do you think it will heal?”

"M. Maybe. Hopefully?????" Claire replies, also horrified.

Harmonia stands up and backs away from the wizard.

The wizard approaches.

"Do you think it wants more..." Harmonia asks, looking at Claire.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN???” Claire asks.

The wizard HEADBUTTS HARMONIA'S LEG REPEATEDLY.

HARMONIA SCREAMS IN FEAR AND GRABS CLAIRE, BEGINNING TO RUN!

THE WIZARD CHASES!!!!!

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!” Screams Claire.

"AAAAAAHHH!!!" Screams Harmonia.

The wizard LATCHES ONTO CLAIRE'S LEG. LIKE A MAGNET.

CLAIRE TRIES SHAKING IT OFF.

HARMONIA GASPS AND TRIES TO TACKLE THE WIZARD. "ONLY I TOUCH MY WIFE'S LEGS!"

The WIZARD IS TACKLED.

HARMONIA LOOKS IT IN THE EYES.

It looks back. Devoid of emotion other than <|:•)

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?” Harmonia asks.

It makes an FNAF 1 honk sfx.mp3 sound.

"WHAT," Harmonia says back.

It begins to try and climb onto Harmonia.

It climbs her and Harmonia watches in horror.

The Harmonia has been Mounted. The Wizard is satisfied.

Harmonia stands up, the wizard now on her shoulders. "Should we adopt him?"

"Yes.” Claire replies.