It all started on Twitter, just a casual conversation with one of the NaomiRimAccess users asking about what R053 pills are.
Lucille of what I know is the ringleader of the whole R035 gig and has a like sidekick/girlfriend named Blossom and they have like black tentacle powers? @CatgirlLuna69 what you got?
— The Flower Maiden โฟ (@Peyton_Soul13) August 4, 2022
Then, as if she were targeted down, Luna got an unfortunate ping in the Church of the Raindrops server:
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LUCILLE: @LUNA your goddess worships me how does that feel
LUNA: โฆ
LUNA: You didn't have to fucking ping me for that.
LUCILLE: I feel like I did actually
LUNA: For what reason? Does R053 even work on Goddesses?
KADE: I believe it's to get under your skin
LUCILLE: Seems like it does!!!
COLE: it didn't work on me
ENOCH: Yes it did.
VENTI: im home alone
COLE: bullshit i still remember
VENTI: shakesnmy ass
PROKARYOTE: there are those few rare moments where i regret joining a discord server
PROKARYOTE: and seeing that
VENTI: good
VENTI: fuck you fuck you
ENOCH: Yeah? Don't get too egotistical, Genesone. 2 simple words.
L1MB0: [Enoch.]
ENOCH: What?
L1MB0: [Watch it.]
ENOCH: Fine.
KADE: THATS THE WORST YOUVE SEEN?
PROKARYOTE: you sound like you suck at chess
ENOCH: Hey, Lucille, what happens to R053 under high temperatures?
LUCILLE: Not sure!!!
PROKARYOTE: i never said it was the worst
VENTI: i have never played chess so
PROKARYOTE: neither have i i only eat the pieces while the opponent isnt looking
COLE: what are the words hmm? you won't pussy
ENOCH: YEAH? WANNA TRY THA[CHATLOG]:
L1MB0: [CONNECTION TERMINATED]
L1MB0: [Enoch.]
ENOCH: You suck.
ENOCH: Lucille can we test it.
KADE: The boys are fightinggg
COLE: ooooooooooo you can't say it
KADE: Enoch you should tell me it. It's gonna be funny I promise
LUCILLE: Sure, Enoch!!!
ENOCH: Where and when, Ms. BAD AT CHESS
LUCILLE: Hmmm
LUNA: {- So that's gonna make the fucking Marked's job a bit harder. Great. -}
LUCILLE: Twizzytastic, even!
COLE: you can't say the funny R053 word, lmao
PROKARYOTE: shut up lucille
PROKARYOTE: listen i still need to go over that contract
PROKARYOTE: my fucking accountant is asking how much i earn how the FUCK am i gonna tell me you're paying me in weevils
COLE: pfffffff hahahahahah
VIOLET: Shut the up Lucille
LUCILLE: Shut the fuck off Maiden
CHRIS: I feel like I need context.
VIOLET: ๐ ๐
VENTI: lol lmao
LUCILLE: ๐ชก Get fucked
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Back in Harmoniaโs house, Luna is struggling to keep her cool.
Luna is clutching her collar while her fiery purple aura is ravaging her mana and on the verge of tears. As Luna passes out, the aura dies down. She's still clutching the collar, hoping Jane will send her some strength. Luna wakes up from what could be considered a powernap. After seeing what Krystal posted, she sighs. "...I don't like this."
{- Focus up Lunes. We're gonna be fine. -}
???????? "The fuck did you just say to me Nammu???"
— Nammu (@Nammu49645038) August 4, 2022
"And that's a fucking issue."
A bird slams head first into the window and flaps away afterwards.
"Fucking hell???" Luna brings her laptop outside and goes outside to investigate whatever the hell that is. Her aura begins to shine a little bit.
Legion is walking a flock of 47 normal crows. Luna goes up to Legion after teleporting her laptop back inside. "Hey Legion, long time no see!"
He stops in his tracks and turns towards her. "๐๐ฑ, ๐๐พ๐ท๐ช! ๐๐ฎ๐ต๐ต๐ธ! ๐๐ธ๐ ๐ช๐ป๐ฎ ๐๐ธ๐พ ๐ญ๐ธ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ? ๐๐ฝ'๐ผ ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ท ๐ช ๐ฌ๐ธ๐พ๐น๐ต๐ฎ ๐ธ๐ฏ ๐ถ๐ธ๐ท๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ผ. ...๐๐พ๐ผ๐ ๐ถ๐ธ๐ท๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ผ ๐ฏ๐ธ๐ป ๐ถ๐ฎ, ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฑ๐ช." He's wearing sweatpants and a surprisingly unformal tanktop, showing off his prominent muscles and plethora of scars, self-inflicted "tattoos" and otherwise. 20 crows swarm Luna with loud squawks, landing on her head and shoulders, fighting for space.
"I'm doing well!" She does not look like she's doing well. "Holy Khione, get them away from me." Luna looks kinda scared. Legion raises an eyebrow and PICKS LUNA UP, gently shaking the crows off of her before placing her back down. The crows land on Legion's tail, squawking in unison.
"๐๐ป๐ฎ ๐๐ธ๐พ ๐ข๐ค๐ก๐ ๐๐ธ๐พ'๐ป๐ฎ ๐๐ฎ๐ต๐ต, ๐๐พ๐ท๐ช? ๐จ๐ธ๐พ ๐ต๐ธ๐ธ๐ดโฆ ...๐๐ถ. ๐'๐ถ ๐ท๐ธ๐ฝ ๐ผ๐พ๐ป๐ฎ ๐ฑ๐ธ๐ ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐ซ๐ฎ ๐น๐ธ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฎ ๐ช๐ซ๐ธ๐พ๐ฝ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ผ."
"Thank you for getting them off of me Legion. I appreciate it. And um, I'm doing alright, I got it handled."
{- More like I have it handled. -}
{"And?"}
"๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ต๐ต. ๐๐ถ. ๐๐ฏ ๐๐ธ๐พ ๐ท๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ต๐น, ๐๐ธ๐พ'๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ต๐ต ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฝ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฝ ๐ด๐ฎ๐! ๐ก๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฝ? ๐๐ผ ๐ฏ๐ช๐ป ๐ช๐ผ ๐ ๐ด๐ท๐ธ๐...๐ข๐ธ๐ป๐ป๐ ๐ฏ๐ธ๐ป ๐ท๐ธ๐ฝ ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ต๐ ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฎ. ๐ก๐ฎ๐๐ป๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐ญ๐ธ๐ฌ๐พ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ช ๐น๐ต๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ธ๐ป๐ช ๐ธ๐ฏ ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ป๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ช๐ต ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฝ๐ผ ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐ญ๐ธ๐ฌ๐พ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฝ๐ผ ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐ซ๐ฎ ๐ถ๐ธ๐ป๐ฎ ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฌ๐พ๐ป๐ช๐ฝ๐ฎ ๐ฒ๐ผ ๐ช ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ผ๐ผ. ๐ ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฎ ๐ฌ๐ธ๐ท๐ผ๐พ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ผ๐ผ. ๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฝ'๐ผ ๐ผ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฝ๐ต๐ ๐ฐ๐ป๐ช๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ."
"I know how it feels Legion. I've been neck deep in my documents and notes myself. I'm enjoying myself of course. But as I've said before, in case I permadie, I want there to be records of our lives saved somewhere." Luna sighs, realizing how depressing this topic is. "In any case, I'm enjoying myself the most I can still. Getting fresh air, touching grass, all of that fun stuff in between protecting the Worlds."
"๐ฆ๐ช๐ท๐ฝ ๐ผ๐ธ๐ถ๐ฎ ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ฎ ๐ฌ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ถ? ๐๐ฝ'๐ผ ๐ฏ๐ป๐ธ๐๐ฎ๐ท." He pulls an entire tub of perfectly frozen strawberry ice cream out of his pocket.
"Yes please." She takes the ice cream and with an overexaggerated blink, it teleports into the freezer to keep it cold. Cole walks outside and sips his slushie while staring at Legion. 3 crows fly over to Cole and land on him.
Cole's eyes are a deep blue. "The crows love me." They squawk. "I'm not gonna kill them yet calm down"
"Ah thank you Legion. I'll enjoy that when I head back inside. Just gotta casually deal with an addicted Goddess looking for R053 pills first. Just another Wednesday in the life of the Marked." She sighs, taking yet another oddly deep breath. This is Luna's life now. What a fucking mess.
"๐๐ฑ. ๐ ๐ผ๐ฎ๐ฎ. ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ต๐ต, ๐ ๐ผ๐พ๐น๐น๐ธ๐ผ๐ฎ ๐๐ฎ ๐ช๐ต๐ต ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐ธ๐พ๐ป ๐ซ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ผ ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐ซ๐พ๐ผ๐ ๐ถ๐ธ๐ท๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ผ. ๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ๐ผ ๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ฎ ๐ป๐ฎ๐ต๐ช๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ต๐ ๐บ๐พ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฝ ๐ฏ๐ธ๐ป ๐ช ๐๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ต๐ฎ, ๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ฎ๐ท'๐ฝ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐?"
"Yep. I kinda like being back to normal, though it is taking some time to get used to the chaos." Luna smiles.
Cole is slurping his slushie with a purple tongue. "I'm going back inside." Cole walks back inside.
Legion looks to Cole, chuckling and shaking his head. "๐๐ฎ'๐ผ ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ป๐ช๐ท๐ฐ๐ฎ." He looks down to Luna. "๐๐พ๐ฝ, ๐ ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฝ ๐ฒ๐ฝ! ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐ผ๐ฑ ๐๐ธ๐พ ๐ต๐พ๐ฌ๐ด."
"Thank you Legion. I'd better head back inside. And yes" Luna shows him the key that's pretty much always in her hoodie's right pocket. "I have my key. I might come by in the next couple days. In fact, I got a lot of places to check out. Lilith wanted to take me shopping and Belphegor wants to hang out too."
"๐๐ฑ! ๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฝ'๐ผ.." He sighs, smiling. "๐๐๐ฌ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ. ๐๐ฎ ๐ฌ๐ช๐ป๐ฎ๐ฏ๐พ๐ต ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฑ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฝ ๐ซ๐พ๐ท๐ท๐. ๐๐ฎ๐ต๐น๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ป ๐ฒ๐ผ.. ๐ช๐ต๐ป๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฝ. ๐๐พ๐ฝ ๐๐ฒ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฑ ๐ฌ๐ช๐ท ๐ซ๐ฎ ๐ช ๐ซ๐ฒ๐ฝ ๐ถ๐พ๐ฌ๐ฑ. ๐๐ธ๐ป ๐ถ๐ฎ, ๐ช๐ฝ ๐ต๐ฎ๐ช๐ผ๐ฝ."
"I think I can handle her" Luna grins. "Anyway, my Goddess has taken R053 pills. So that's gonna be fun. I'll see ya around alright Legion? I got some... well, let's just say I got a place to scream in privacy." Luna waves bye then heads back inside. As she's walking away, that fiery purple aura is back and her breathing becomes erratic. Legion gives her a thumbs up and walks away with all his crows.
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Luna walks in, that aura is just all around Luna right now while she's beginning to hyperventilate. Cole looks over at Luna. "Luna, are you okay?" Luna just sorta passes out on the ground..
{- Cole, she'll be okay. Just... finding out Nammu is a R053 now kinda fucked her up. -}
"Hmm alright"
Roxy is sitting on the couch, waiting for Claire. They have plans tonight. Luna's aura is still going. But it's basically just a hologram, so it doesn't affect anything.
Cole's eyes go blank as he cackles and downs the rest of the slushy. "Laughing all the way to the fucking empire!"
Luna's aura goes away as her eyes turn purple.
"Hell no. We're not dealing with all of the r053s tonight. Absolutely fucking not." Krystal says, taking over for Luna.
"Oh what's wrong? You don't like that I praise Lucille as any good church member should?"
"I can't stop you from doing so Dave. I'm just keeping Lunes' body safe until she wakes up." Krystal explains. Kade is HERE. He leans against the wall. Luna says, "Frankly, it's a free country. Do as you wish."
"Lucille is god and that is a simple fact" Dave shrugs
"That's fine." Krystal shrugs. Kade is recording.
Dave looks over at the camera "Are you gonna put that on world star?"
"Yes actually."
"Comical" Dave's face is deadpan.
Melody walks in and stares at the scene
"You speak like an old, gay english man. This is so fucking funny." Kade says.
"Why is there a fuckin child in here?" Dave asks, looking to Melody.
"Hello Melody, welcome to the parade of fuckery and R053s." Krystal says.
Melody nods. "I see I see." She sits on the couch
Roxy stares at Melody. "Weird looking dog."
"That is not a dog, that is a cat" Dave replies
Melody STARES AT ROXY "what the fuck."
"Don't lie to me I'm a porcelain azalea. I can punish you for lying," Roxy stares at Dave. "That's a fucking dog"
"Youโre right that is a dog." Dave smiles.
"She's a DEER" Kade says.
"Iโm a deer." Melody says.
"Ain't never seen a deer that looks like that you're a dog" Dave says.
"Oh my god he's even dumber than usual. This sucks." Kade groans
"It's a dog" Dave stares at the camera.
"I know right? Cole is way more entertaining than Dave fucking English." Krystal complains.
"Who the hell is this Cole motherfucker?" A fucking vine boom plays from Dave's mouth as he stares at the camera.
The camera is staring back. Kade says, "I hate this."
"Don't worry about it Dave. Just keep being yourself." Krystal sighs.
{"Krys, I'm awake. I'm focused and prepared for anything coming."} Luna tells Krystal internally.
Dave shrugs and walks over to the camera and taps on the lens. It's a phone camera and very small. "Wanna get up close and personal, tea man?"
"It was a pleasure speaking to you Dave." Krystal says before her eyes return to their usual blue. "Sup fucknuggets." Luna says.
"Lucille rosed my mom." Roxy says.
"I saw that... well Krystal saw that. But then she relayed it to me."
Eurydice walks into the room, paw on their face, grumbling. Dave flicks the camera.
{- And the Rose party continues with Eurydice. -} Luna sighs.
Melody puts her head in her hands.
"Holy shit, it's the fucker that doesn't own a pigeon!" Roxy POINTS at Eurydice.
Luna sits on the couch, making sure to give Melody some space. "What a mess." The camera remains. Kade watches.
Eurydice stares at Roxy in confusion. "Wh... Who???"
"Hi, Roxy, nice to meetcha." Roxy says to Eurydice. "I'm also a R053'd individual!"
"We have Buttons, Eurydice, Dave fucking English, Roxy, and now Nammu is a fucking R053." Luna groans.
"Yeah but Eurydice is the coolest actually" Kade adds
"No I mean who what?? Didn't I EAT a PIDGEON before???" Eurydice asks.
"No! I am the coolest!" Dave looks slightly upset as he looks at Kade.
Eurydice stares at Dave. "Give me 2 reasons."
Dave stares at Eurydice as arcs jump between his fingers, "I'm not you and I could swallow a pigeon whole"
"Theyre saying I'm a dog" Melody says, pouting
"You are a dog." Dave says.
"I AM A DEER!" She yells. Eurydice tackles Dave to the ground and goes to CLAW out his FAKE FUCKING EYEBALLS. Kade records. Dave is tackled to the ground as he moves his head left and right dodging the clawing as Eurydice is shocked with a bolt of lightning.
"Look, I'm heading up to the roof. Enjoy your... party or whatever the fuck this is." Luna teleports out. Eurydice TANKS the ELECTRICITY like a BOSS and goes to BITE Dave's ENTIRE FACE. Their fur is now sticking up comically because of the electricity though.
"YEAHHHH GET EMMMMMM"
"YEAHHH FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!" Melody cheers em on
Dave's face gets bitten, he doesn't react as a black smoke orb starts forming in his hand. They start CHOMPING On his NECK VIOLENTLY. Black smoke tentacles form from the orb as they wrap around eurydice and try to yank him away as Dave bleeds blood and coolant. It works but Eurydice still tries to dig their claws into his neck while getting pulled away. Dave rolls out of the way as he stands, bleeding a mixture of blood and coolant as he starts to look pale. "Are you done you fucking mutt?"
Eurydice glares at Dave with a BARK as a fleshy vine bursts out of the floorboards right underneath Dave's left and right feet.
"Huh." says Roxy.
Dave looks down and smiles "Of course, go ahead nothing you can do will really hurt." The vines split open into MOUTHS and BITE HIS FUCKING ANKLES. Oh and Eurydice is finally starting to feel the electricity ouuhghh oauuguhhh oooowwwchh. Melody looks tired. She rests her head on her hand as she watches. Dave's ankles are bitten as a shock of 120V goes through them. "Ooo so fucking scary you ankle biter"
Eurydice snarls and starts drooling out some blood. The vines are trying to YANK OUT his ACHILLES TENDONS.
"That's kind of hot actually..." Kade mutters. Dave is seemly bleeding endlessly as the coolant runs dry as his tendons are yanked out dave stumbles and falls to his knees. Eurydice writhes in the vines weakly because yeah electricty does go zappy zap and fuck you up! Melody watches, unflinching. Definitely a difference since the tournament.
"Who up tonking they truck?" Roxy yawns, leaning back on the couch.
"Why won't you stop? Why won't you yield?" Dave sputters out, swaying from bloodloss. Luna appears on the top bunk. Eurydice stops writhing. and STARES at Dave. Coughing up blood and doing the whole bleeding from mouth thing.
"..ohh my ggod HHAHHAHAHA you say?? YIELD????" Eurydice chuckles, pointing at him. "Get a load of THIS guy!!"
Dave groans and tries to stand but instantly falls to his knees. "Fuck you! I'll fucking kill you!"
The tentacles tighten. "o uu g hh" They cough up more blood. "good luck, ya fuckingng... BRITISH." They cackle. "I bet you're from MIDDLESEX!!!"
"If you need help hun Cerb can bite his head off!" Kade says. Melody just watches.
"I bet you fucking live in Boring, Oregon." The tentacles tighten again
"Haha middle sex."
Eurydice passes out hooonk mimimi hooonk mimimimi. It's from bloodloss and the electricity. The tentacles drop Eurydice. "Thank fucking christ" Kade heads over and picks them UP.
Dave groans as he falls forward onto his face. "It seems the...the red fluid leaking out of me is...vital"
"Yeah. Sucks dude. Give me Cole back." Luna says.
"Fuck....you, cunt" Dave replies.
"Good. Cole should return after a nap."
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"So roses are basically the same deal as King's puppets. Just knock them out or find their weakness. Buttons is weak to flowers, Eurydice and Dave are weak to being... tired I guess?" Luna says out loud, trying to understand how to better deal with R053s.
Orpheus wakes up with a groan. "..who. put my ribs in a vice?? ow???"
"You still have the blood bottle?" Kade asks
"...?? maybe???" He huffs. "I don't know I was sleeping for a couple of days and I wake up to this??"
"Drink it. I wanna eat an english man."
"Hey Orpheus!" Luna waves from the top bunk.
"eghhh later." Orpheus looks to Luna. "Hi? what did I miss its been like. like. 6 days??"
"Yep, six days." Time sure flies when you're having fun and/or staving off chaos. The wounds on Dave's/Cole's body close as his skin starts to turn back to a normal color.
"And Cole's back too. Thank fuck. Dave English is fucking terrible. Just terrible."
"??? ok so. what did I miss?" Orpheus asks.
"Do you know about Nammu? That's one of the Gods I worship? Well." Luna takes like a fucking deep breath, if only just to keep herself from crying. "She took a R053 pill."
"..." He stares at her, clearly confused AND exhausted. "W..what. I thought she was like!??? a robot what,??? Like last time I checked in with anything CLOSE to Nammu she was revived as a robot, gave a child brain damage to wake it up from a coma, and then Maiden EXPLODED so like. ..???? how did we get here!??"
Luna takes another deep breath then explains. "Nammu was reincarnated by my daughter Rookbot. Nabu was not a child either, but same difference. He was the God of Scribes and one of the other Marked's lover. And Maiden did fucking explode in that World." Luna takes yet another deep breath. "Basically Nammu's been getting really into various vices: sex with Rhee, various alcohol and drug binges, and the like. It turns out being a Goddess means you have like a wickedly high tolerance. Well she had a certain kind of drug, basically injecting herself with her own life matter, and it really fucked her up to the point where she cannot speak anymore."
Another deep breath. It's almost like trying to explain current events is hard? "Byleth, that's the person we're fighting, is fine with Nammu like this, and even gives her more drugs to keep her tongue, her speech, locked away. And I'm guessing that due to her issues with various drugs and wanting stronger and stronger, she turned to R053."
Kade has stopped recording since funny english moments are over. Melody leaves.
"Ohhh I see. Wow. Much more, uh..." Orpheus sighs, looking at the floor. "Real, than a bunch of funny furries in a cult." he chuckles. Dave coughs and sputters out blood as he breathes heavily. Kade records that.
"It's true Orpheus. And that's not to say the funny furries don't get into some heavy stuff too. But.. I dunno, I guess when it's someone you worship. A Goddess of whom you've spent a few hours drinking with previously and then she returns in pieces in a gift wrapped bag by Drake..." Luna finally breaks down a little bit. Dave clears his throat as he sits criss cross apple sauce in his own blood and watches what's happening. "And then she gets a second chance."
"I am having the worst flashbacks ever right now." Roxy says, smiling.
"I'm sorry Roxy." Luna says.
"You're good, I just wish mom could get better instead of resorting to fucking Rhee and taking drugs that ruined my life."
"You know what I find, like. Fucking weird?" Orph asks, "Don't we have Nammu and Sparrow both burried in the backyard??? Has that changed any or was it always symbolic or???"
"I have... no idea anymore. I know Nammu's still there. I head out there every night to pray. But Sparrow's body? I know what you're referring to. But I can't remember if it's there or not." Luna says.
Dave mutters. "Could pray to Lucille"
Roxy snaps, a shovel glitching into her hands. "Wanna go find out?" she smiles.
"Not really no."
"Suit yourself." Roxy stands up, "But you've piqued my curiosity." She teleports outside.
"Fuck. I'll be right back. Goddamn it Roxy." Luna disappears.
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Roxy appears next to the coffin, still remaining on the surface, unburied. She gently tries opening it.
Luna appears next to her, "I keep forgetting that thing is there. What the fuck, it's been like 5 months now."
Inside is Sparrow Garnet's body alright, except for a small muted green glint. Itโs a Branding of some kind, Like one of those plastic hearts that they have on Carebears.
"Huh? That's odd." Luna peeks in the casket. "Terminal shouldn't be green."
"Wow that's gay. Well, curiosity satisfied," Roxy says before teleporting back inside. Luna sighs and just walks inside. She's got two perfectly good legs after all.
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Kade walks over and fucking FLOPS on Dave,
"WHA-" Dave falls over on his side from being flopped on. "I appear to have been collapsed on"
"You know, you're very crushable."
"I don't believe I am"
"Are you sure about that."
"I am positive"
Kade just rolls over on his back "Suit yourself, simp."
"I am not a simp for anyone except for Lucille."
"Still makes you a simp?"
"I presume so"
"Every word you say makes me want to obliterate you, no offense. You're like the nerd emoji but REAL."
"I just speak properly, I don't see what's so incorrect about it"
Kade verbally says "๐ค"
Roxy sits on the couch watching the gays. Luna enters and sits on the couch next to Roxy watching the gays do gay things.
"....interesting"
"How'd the corpse party go?" Kade asks.
"There's a corpse?" Dave asks as well.
"It's a fake. Going off of the green glint and weird ass branding that looks like a toy, I'm guessing that's a roboreplica. Astro's fault." Luna explains.
"Interesting"
Luna hops down from the top bunk and just casually holds Cole's temples for a minute.
Dave mutters. "Oooop there it go" Dave's eyes shut as he goes limp
"God finally." Kade says
"Alright, all three weaknesses found."
Cole jolts awake and looks around with his hazel brown eyes. "Why is there blood under me?"
"Cuz you got taken over by that Dave English fag."
{"And you got attacked by Eurydice."}
Kade gasps at Lunaโs sudden language. "Luna!"
"Oh my fucking god, who triggered him I swear to god." Cole groans.
"Lucille." Luna says, "She activated Buttons, Dave English, and Eurydice, and then gave Nammu R053."
"Oh, you mean english mm-" Kade says.
"Yeah."
Cole snaps to staring at Kade, "What was that?"
Kade whistles, sitting back. "Nothing."
"It sounded like you had more to say, finish your sentence"
"No no, I just like muffins."
"What kind of muffins? There's a lot of them."
"British, I love eating them"
"...I feel like youโre avoiding something"
"Me??? Of all people??? Man, you're ridiculous."
"Whatever." Cole snaps. All of the blood and coolant disappears. "God I have to change my fuckin name in all the servers again"
"Good."
"How is that good? hmm? I'll take your femurs"
"What's stoppin' me from taking yours, big boy?"
".....don't do that it would hurt a lot"
He smirks "No promises."
"Don't take my femurs pretty please. I need them to crush watermelons."