Ivy walks into the woods and starts to go haywire on the local fauna. After a bit, she's covered in a reasonable amount of blood and so is her scythe. She's going to do this for... a while. The Genesone is also walking around. Ivy hears him walking and hides. Cole's eyes are a deep blue as he decides to sit against a tree and rest for a little bit. Ivy tries to tackle Cole, but ends up tripping and falling face first on the ground. That seems to snap her out of whatever the fuck was going on. Cole looks over at Ivy and tilts his head slightly, "Are you alright?" Cole's halo has a noticeable crack in it.
"Yeah...?" Ivory gets up and looks around. "How the fuck did I get here..." She mumbles. She's still covered in a good amount of blood.
"Looks like you went on one hell of a killing spree." Cole chuckles.
"I... I guess?" Ivy's quiet for a bit. "Hey, uhh... Listen man, I'm sorry for what I did at the house-"
"To be fair I barely remember anything since I took that shroom tea," Cole chuckles, "But thank you for the apology."
"Of course, uh... Hey, speaking of tea, uhhh... You ever wanna do that again? Without the whole murder at the end though."
Cole shrugs, "Fuck it why not? it would be nice to get out of the house every once and a while"
"Yo bet. If I ever brew up some new shit I'll let you know."
"You know my twitter right? Just DM me whenever." Cole smiles slightly.
"I... think I do? Eh, I'll ask Luna if I don't."
Cole thinks for a moment then his head slightly tilts, "...can you put other things in tea then just shrooms?"
The screen shows a question mark. "Anything in specific you want, or...?"
Cole shrugs, "Like...weed maybe? I've had a blunt with Roxy before"
"I mean... I can try? I know of some liquid THC extracts so-"
"If you can't then it's not a big deal as long as you don't do something insane like.....idk make a fuckin potion that's a mixture of every drug known to man" Cole shrugs.
Ivy laughs. "I don't even have half of those. Even then, just that would probably be enough for someone to OD."
Cole chuckles as he shakes his head, "God that sounds like it would fucking suck"
She nods.
Cole stands up and stretches, "I'm assuming you wanna..." Cole guesters his hand at Ivy, "Clean the blood off"
She looks down at the blood. "Ehhhh... I can clean it off myself later. I'll be fine. Ruined my favorite shirt though-"
"I can get you a new shirt, all it would take is a snap." Cole smiles.
Ivy sighs. "I have a weird feeling about what you're gonna give me but... sure."
Cole snaps and an exact copy of the shirt Ivy is currently wearing appears in his hand, "Here ya go" Cole offers the shirt to Ivy.
She grabs the shirt. "Huh. I expected worse. I'll just put it on when I get home."
Cole's head tilts slightly, "What did you expect to happen?"
"You give me some, uhhhhhhh..." Loading. "You give me 'Maam may I please see some boob window please maam I beg of thee' vibes and I don't know why."
Cole fucking blinks at Ivy, "What? Ivy I'm gay why the hell would I like women? Well there was that time in 1950.....but that was several years ago so"
Ivy fucking blinks back. "I don't fucking know man! You just... give me that vibe!"
"Are you sure your not projecting? Hmm?" Cole says with a sassy tone as he leans slightly closer to her.
She walks back. "I'm sure. I'm not weird, okay, it's just that there's a reason why I prefer women!"
"I'm not weird either! You're the one telling me that I look like I would ask a woman for a boob window! Who the hell asks that in the year of our lord!" Cole leans back.
"I DO! BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE TITTIES MAN! I LOVE BOOBIES! I AIN'T ASHAMED TO ASK FOR A BIGGER BOOB WINDOW! YOU'D DO THE SAME IF I REPLACED BOOB WITH PEC."
".....MAYBE FUCKIN MAYBE BUT I WOULDN'T ASK A RANDOM PERSON I MET IN THE WOODS FOR A BOOB WINDOW!"
"OKAY, THAT MAKES MORE SENSE! I GUESS!"
"WHY ARE WE YELLING?"
"I FORGOT WHY!" Skull emoji.
"...I bet you would bark for a woman" Cole stares at Ivy.
"...as if you wouldn't do the same for- HOLY SHIT MEN WITH LARGE PECS OVER THERE!"
Cole fucking spins around on his heel then spins back around, "YOU BITCH"
Ivy's fucking cackling.
"Fuck you fuck you fuck you," Cole is smiling as he comes up with a fucking comical idea. She's still just laughing. Gottem. Cole snickers as he puts a hand behind his back as black smoke appears behind Ivy. The smoke starts taking the shape of a woman.
Ivy continues laughing until she turns around and- "What the fuck?" It's finishing taking shape. It's wearing some basic solid color clothes and it's the same height as Cole with decently sized badonkers as it leans down to ivy with a smile. Ivy's looking. She's looking alright. Just. Looking. Cole is fucking cackling. It is most certainly looking at Ivy. She's debating if she tackles... her? and makes out with her as a very clearly ironic joke and nothing else. It is simply observing Ivy with a smile, not wanting to do anything yet. Cole leans against a tree and watches. Ivy is still looking at Cole, until she just decides to just scream "FUCK IT-"
She tackles Cole while barking. Cole is caught so off guard, "WHY ARE YOU TACKLING ME?????" The smoke orb Cole had in his hand shatters as the woman disappears.
"YOU CAN'T FUCKING TEASE ME WITH HOT WOMEN YOU WHORE" BARK BARK BARK BARK
"WHY ARE YOU BARKING?? AND I THINK I CAN IF YOU BAIT ME WITH HOT MEN!"
"IF I SEE WOMEN I GOTTA BARK ITS IN MY BLOOD MAN. AND HEY IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN FUCKING ASTRAL PROJECT HOT MEN LIKE YOU CAN WITH YOUR SMOKE... THING OR WHATEVER."
"BUT I'M NOT A FUCKIN WOMAN SO WHY ARE YOU BARKING AT ME OF ALL PEOPLE?? AND FAIR THAT'S FAIR"
"BECAUSE I'M OVERPROTECTIVE WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN AND YOU CAN'T JUST FUCKING BAIT ME WITH THIS SHIT-"
"WELL THE WOMAN IS GONE NOW SMARTASS YOU KNOCKED IT OUT OF MY FUCKING HAND"
"NOT LIKE SHE WAS REAL ANYWAYS YOU FUCKING BITCH"
"WAH WAH YOUR WOMAN'S GONE WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO MAKE ME INTO A WOMAN TO REPLACE HER?"
Ivy gets up and walks back a bit. She's thinking, and then she stops. "I can't deal with this anymore, I'll talk with you later." The last part of that sounded like a threat. She starts to walk away laughing.
Cole's face drops as he stands up quickly," You better not actually do that!" She's walking away. Laughter getting louder. "IVY YOU BETTER NOT!" Laughter is gone. She's gone. She's scheming now. Cole quickly runs back to the house.