Orpheus and Harmonia fall from the sky and directly into Goliath's paw.
”Harmonia. This is so fucking… I can’t describe this.”
They’re held very close to Goliath's face. He seems TERRIFIED.
Harmonia stares into his non existant eyes. "WHATS WRONG???"
He sets them on the ground.
The arena is the same as usual. But theres… No crowd, really! Just a few hundred big buff wolves all cowering in absolute fear at… s om e t h i ng
Harmonia and Orpheus are nudged closer to the edge of the arena… Where they see… a normal wrath demon? Skullhead borzoi. It's got a long snoot and is pretty tall, maybe around 7'. Its fur is very floofy and curly at parts, especially around the ears. On its skull face, there's two red lines painted above the eyes vertically. The eyes themselves are empty aside from two glowing red pupils, which, accompanied with the lines, appear as ‼️.
He's wearing a stained, off-white wifebeater with a faded leather jacket over it. He's also got on some sweatpants, no shoes. His paws are in his pockets, and he's smoking a cigarette. He's just kind of standing there. But his aura... it feels menacing. Like he shouldn't be there. He feels like... a poor bus.
Orpheus's face skrunkles in fear, “Oh my lird.”
Goliath leans down to them, ”I KNOW RIGHT???”
Harmonia isnt scared! Least not really. "What?? Its just a weird fuckin dog"
"Oh? I am veerd doag? You arh feelthy amerlican!" The demon has the heaviest russian accent ever. Also his mouth doesn't move AT ALL when he speaks. NO MOVEMENT.
She stares at him. "I wanna shoot him."
“OH NO ITS A COMMUNIST????” Orpheus yells.
”Harmonia. You’re my champion. I need you to KILL HIM. NOW.” Goliath commands.
"Okay! Can I have a gun?" She looks at Goliath
”What kind.”
"Colt 1911"
She gets TWO. Orpheus is awestruck and can’t look away. Like a carcrash.
"Win." Harmonia puts one in her pocket and hops off Goliaths hand, gliding to the ground with her wings and trying to shoot MOD P point blank in the head. It dinks off.
"It ees a loavely day foar cyeatcheeng gyeckoes eat yore loacal poand," he says, rolling up his sleeves. THE WOLVES SCREAM AND GASP IN HORROR. Harmonia tries to shoot his knees! He takes a step closer, "I am the beyest dreesed moatherfoaker at thees playgrouund."
Harmonia sighs and pockets the second gun, aiming a round house kick at his chest.
”HARMONIA YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO DIE I DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY THRALL REPARATIONS!!” Goliath yells out.
"ILL BE FINE UNLESS HE CAN FUCKIGN EAT MY SOUL," Harmonia replies.
Penemue stays sturdy. "It's poorbin' time." An LG brand TV falls from nowhere and lands on Harmonia. It hits her on the head and she falls onto the floor, unconscious for the moment. Penemue's fur is now moist as he looks up to the crowd, "I took a bath and was refreshed."
THE CROWD OF WOLVES AND ORPHEUS BEGIN CLAPPING AND SCREAMING AND HOWLING FOR HARMONIA TO GET BACK UP. Goliath is checking his bank account with blood tears in his eyes (He doesn’t have a bank account)
"They cheer foar me and do not know I am a poor bus admin." says Penemue.
Harmonia STIRS! "You son of a bitch." She speaks in one of those fucking terrible mafia boss accents, you know the one. She lifts herself up and fucking DECKS MOD P IN THE FACE!
"I miyeght loose follower foar thees," Penemue exhales. 66lbs of live crawfish fill the arena. Harmonia tries to grab Penemue by the NECK. THE WOLVES CRY VIOLENTLY. ONE OF THEM DIES. When Harmonia blinks, her hand is filled with fried onions, green pepper, mushrooms, and mayonnaise (this is the name of Penemue's cat, she is holding Penemue's cat. It is a black American Curl). Penemue is 3 feet away from Harmonia.
"What." She drops the cat and tries to run and punch Penemue in the chest
"You remind me of seahorse." Penemue takes the punch. He lifts Harmonia in the air, and throws her. She lands in a pile of burgers (Just bun [without seeds], burger, and cheese.) that were NOT there before. THE WOLVES ARE COLLECTIVELY CRYING SND HOWLING SND DOING :fuckyouagain: :fuckyouagain: :fuckyouagain: :fuckyouagain: :fuckyouagain: :fuckyouagain:
Harmonia yelps and gets up, trying to run up and pull Penemues soul out of his chest. Implying russians have souls. Jokes on you. Penemue's soul is in his left leg. But Harmonia doesn't know that. It’s allowed, actually.
"GOLIATH??? HE DOESNT HAVE A SOUL????"
Goliath is frothing at the mouth.
"CAN I EVEN KILL HIM??" she asks, trying to grab Ps skull. Orpheus hasn’t blinked in the past minutes since poorbin time started. Penemue's snoot extends like a slinky. "ARE YOU A POOR BUS"
"Weener weener cheeken deener." He sweeps Harmonia off her feet with a kick, and his nose slaps back to normal, cigarette still in mouth. Harmonia yelps and lands on the floor, the breath being knocked out of her. 9 scoops of baby formula fall like snow on Harmonia from an unknown source. 3 wolves die. Penemue begins eating breakfast (a nice bowl of Flamin' Hot Frosted Flakes).
"I CANT TAKE THIS," Harmonia sobs.
"Ooh just wait unteel you meet my elephant seals, I breed them for war."
Harmonia gets back up and grabs the cat, throwing it at Mod P!
"My boy, fried onions green pepper mushrooms and mayonnaise," he holds FOGPMM in a tight, loving embrace. 5 wolves die. HARMONIA STARTS VIOLENTLY SOBBING. Penemue.
“GET HIS KNEECAPS HARMONIA IRIS REEDS!!!” Yells Goliath.
"OKAY!!!" She tries to grab Penemues knees and pull!
There is now a lobster on Harmonia, as Penemue says, "I am more handsome than lobster." She throws the lobster and kicks at his knees. He starts running away, "мне нужны мои морские слоны, мне нужны мои морские слоны, мне нужны мои морские слоны, мне нужны мои морские слоны!!!" Penemue keeps running,. The elephant seals are close. Harmonia leaps at his legs and bites his fucking knee. Harmonia feels like she bit into a raw egg. Every poorbus meme ever flashes in her brain. SHE LETS GO AND SCREAMS AND CRIES IN. ANGUISH. "You arre nought poorbin." Penemue gets up and kicks Harmonia with a hmph!
He begins to dig. Once he is satisfied with the hole he begins to dig a staircase. He then digs more of the hole, but horizontal this time, leaving some up top for a roof. He digs a side room, keeping some dirt for a bed. He then begins smoothing things out with his paws, refining the edges. Harmonia is SOBBING. Penemue gets out of the hole and starts spitting on some dirt to moisten it. He uses the moist dirt to form bricks. He lays them in the hole along the floors and walls.
"GOLIATH JUST CRUSH HIM!!!!!" screams Harmonia. Goliath is passed out on the. ground. Orpheus throws pebbles
Penemue replicates this video almost exactly. HARMONIA SOBS MORE. All wolves in the room are crying blood, alive or dead. Cerberus appears in a short lived burst of flames, in the audience. Big.
Penemue looks up from his house. "Creature." He goes back into the house.
". 𝑾𝛨𝐀𝛵 𝗧𝐻𝗘 𝙁ᑌℭ𝔎 Ɩ𝚂 𝞽ꮋ𝐴ꭲ."
20 wolves are dead. Goliath is passed out. Orpheus is sitting on the edge of the arena cheering for Harmonia. All of them are crying blood.
One of the heads are stifling back a cackle, the main looks. Perturbed. The left is ??? "Oh my god." "Ｗ𝓗𝐀𝚻 𝘛ꓧᴇ 𝓕UＣ𝚱 ʜ𝙰𝒫ⲢＥ𝑁𝐄ꓓ???"
"Poorb too hard, don't get to close." Penemue snarks.
"KILL HIMMMM" Harmonia sobs. Cerberus enters the arena, and simply sits down, causing a small earthquake. Harmonia crawls to Cerberus. Penemue is in his house. One head picks harmonia up into its jaws and Cerb just starts fucking. Covering the house in dirt if able. Penemue is in his house. "KILL HIMMMM"
"Ｉ𝘵'ѕ ｏ𝗸𝞪𝚢 𝗵𝖾'ｌו 𝛒ｒ𐐬𝔟𝒶𝓫ᛁ𝛾 𝔰𝞄𝟋𝒇𝝾ⅽɑ𝚝𝓮 i𝑛 𝚊 𝚏𝘦𝘸 հᴑ𝑢ꮁ𝚜."
All of the house. covered. Dirt restored.
ORPHEUS JUMPS DOWN ONTO THE LEFT HEAD, “husband,” he is covered in blood.
Harmonia is licked. "Hi Husband :]" Cerb just kinda. Looks around before getting the fuck out of there. Gone. Harmonia giggles but also sobs. She tastes like blood and salt and dirt and baby powder. "𝑇𝘩𝖾 ᖯａ𝐛𝚢 ρ໐𝙬𝖽ҽr ᴦ𝐞𝙖𝚕ⵏγ 𝕣𝓾𝘪𝚗𝒔 𝚢𝒐𝐮г fⵏ𝛂𝗏𝘰𝙧."