September 23, 2022

The Bathtub is contaminated.

Luna enters the bathroom to wash her face, but something feels off. Ah! The bathtub! She investigates. It’s filled with some black liquid. Well, not filled. Just a half inch deep pool.

"The fuck?" She puts a rubber glove on from the first aid kit and sticks a finger in it. Like trying to touch the bottom of the tub. It’s cold and viscous, somewhat like molasses. Maybe use the faucet to clean it out? Luna just shrugs and puts the tub faucet on and tries to rinse it out. It’s more of that black goo with a metallic sheen! It starts filling the tub!

"Um. That's an issue." She tries to turn the faucet off. It doesn’t turn off as it fills half way. Luna begins to panic a little bit trying to find a way to stop the slime. She tries to remove the plug from the bottom of the tub if it's in, even if it ruins her fur. It doesn’t work as her paw gets stuck! The faucet, thankfully, turns off as it almost hits the point of overflow. There’s some piece of white cloth floating upwards. With her other paw, she tries to grab the cloth. It gets pulled out a little bit. It’s the sleeve of a jacket or maybe a lab coat, maybe keep pulling on it?

She keeps on pullin'. "get the fuck out reeeeeeee" Even more of it comes out, it looks like part of a lab coat. There’s a bit of a logo but it’s too obscured by the inky substance to tell what it is. The Ink starts a wobblin’ and a wigglin’! She just continues pulling. Not like she can reasonably move. Kinda got a stuck paw lol. "The fuck kind of horror movie bullshit is this???"

The ink starts to rise and shape into a figure while Luna gets more of it out. The image gets partially unobscured and is revealed to be a SCP logo. Luna’s paw is now in the creature, where one’s stomach would normally be.

"..." How the hell is Luna supposed to react to this? Instead of screaming, which she should be doing, she just continues to focus her energy on getting her paw out of the Ink Creature. Also she notices the SCP logo. Her paw gets released and is completely clean as the Figure doubles over and starts coughing violently.

"Uhhh... sorry about that. I didn't realize that was..." She blinks, only now realizing how absurd this was. "Uhhh..." Luna sits back by the door and waits for the creature to regain composure.

Its coughing starts to dies down as it starts to take deep breaths. Out of the head, two rabbit ears start to form as what looks to be long fluffy hair starts to take shape. After calming down he gets up, facing away from Luna as he looks around while muttering “Where am I?”. His voice sounds like it’s coming from a gramophone and somewhat familiar.

"...um. You're in Harmonia's bathroom? I'm uhh Luna." Again, she blinks a lot to make sure she's not having a weird dream. Nope, definitely not a dream. "Who... er what are you?"

“Huh?” The Ink Rabbit Creature turns around. “Oh FUCK-“ It’s Bionic... or... Hm. Luna wouldn't recognize him, would she? In all of his inky rabbit scientist glory.

"...wait. Your voice is really familiar. Didn't you use to have blue hair? Like..." She's trying her damnedest to remember the name. "Oh yeah. Bionic right?"

“Uhhhhhhh….No! My name is Oswald. Where am I and who are you?”

"Uhhh do you know Knight? We're his faction mates. He's been gone for months tho. And I'm Luna. I was dating Eris for like..." She could say months, but in reality it was closer to 3 days. "Like a week then she got killed, kidnapped, saved, and then kidnapped again for six months." She exhales.

“Who? What? I’m just gonna go-“ He goes to walk out but his left foot gets stuck to the floor as he ends up getting flung back to where he was.

Well that was comical, but she stifles a laugh. "So uhhh is there anything I can do for ya? Like I noticed you had an SCP labcoat?"

“Just- Just leave me be.” He says as he crawls into the tub.

Luna shrugs and leaves. "Right."

He just, goes down the drain. ‘oh holy fuck I was able to bullshit my way out.’