CCEC Archival System 2.16
Log #1
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Location: Kymopoleia Industries CEO Office
Date: 10/18/2022
Time: 12:31 PM EST
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Calypso turns her chair around before being met by the grinning face of Astro.
Calypso: What do you want?
Astro: What I want to know is who you really are!
Astro takes a puff of a bubble pipe before coughing up glitter, getting it all over his detective get up.
Calypso: What in the gates of hades do you mean?
Astro: You can’t possibly be Calypso J. Marina, I killed her 7 years ago.
Calypso laughs for a solid 3 minutes.
Calypso: Looks like you missed one!
Astro: No, No, I didn’t miss anyone, I know who survived and who didn’t. You were not one of them, so tell me who you are.
Calypso: I am Calypso James Marina, I have the scars to prove it.
There’s a short pause to let what she said linger.
Astro: …I want you to admit it.
Calypso: Admit what?
Astro: You know what.
Astro: And you better do it soon before I lose my temper, My time here is almost up.
Calypso: Like I’m going to admit to something that could easily endanger my life.
Astro: Fine.
Astro pulls out a pistol and shoots Calypso in the chest, after a few seconds the wound heals.
Astro: Could’ve just admitted it and spared yourself the pain you know.
Calypso: Fuck you.
Astro: Sorry, You’re not my type. Now, How long have you been around?
Calypso: That is none of your business! But I have certainly been around longer than you have upstart.
Astro sighs before making a chair appear and sitting in it.
Astro: From one immortal being to another, How long have you awaited the sweet embrace of death?
Calypso remains silent.
Astro: I know what Project Amphrite is looking for and I know how to get it. How about I come back later, kay? Okay.
Astro disappears as Calypso tries to understand what the hell just happened.
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CCEC C0mpany Mes2aging 2ystem
Date: [ERROR]
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>Reboot System
[ERROR: Need Adm1n Appr0val]
>Reboot System: Uhwbl Celi Qjekbl
[System Rebooting...]
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Log-994
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CCEC Company Messaging System.
Date: ^/?(/%^&*
User "Mic" connected.
User "Jam" connected.
Mic: Hey James!
Mic: You forgot your bag!
Jam: Stop right there.
Jam: I have my bag here with me.
Jam: And I know what you are trying to.
Jam: You will fail Copper.
Mic: I'm not a police member though?
Jam: Just leave me the fuck alone or a certain flowery boy will hear something through the grape vine.
User "Jam" disconnected.
Mic: Why is he such a concited bitch?
User "Mic" disconnected.
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Log-1494
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The CCEC Messaging System.
Date: 4/14/@&$)
User "Gin" connected.
User "Sct" connected.
Gin: YOU.
Sct: Do you need me for something?
Sct: I need to get the final touches done for the event!
Gin: Where are you.
Sct: Hmm?
Gin: WHERE.
Gin: ARE.
Gin: YOU.
Sct: That is none of your business!
Gin: When I find you,
Gin: don't even think you can get away this time,
Gin: I WILL FUCKING END YOU.
Gin: DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME CORBIN?
Sct: Oh no!
Sct: Your cutting out!
Sct: The reception here is terrible!
Sct: Ttyl!
Gin: DO NOT EVEN FUCKING DARE!
User "Sct" disconnected.
Gin: You better hope God has mercy, for I have none.
>Locate User "Sct", Admin Code Hqt Pmx Ypvthzm.
[LOCATING...]
[LOCATING...]
[LOCATING...]
[FOUND!]
[User "Sct" is in Repair Bay Lambda.]
User "Gin" disconnected.
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Log-15
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CCEC Video Description Generator.
Date: [ERROR]
User !*& sat down
!*&: "Testing"
!*&: [Static]
!*&: "1,2,3"
!*&: [Static]
User !*& got up and walked around.
!*&: "What."
User !*& did a little dance.
!*&: [Static]
!*&: "This is greaaat"
!*&: "Now I have to reset the system."
User !*& gets shot by User %$#.
>Reset System: Code Uhwbl Celi Qjekbl
[Reseting System...]
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Log-46
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CCEC Aud1o R3corder
Date: [ERROR]
User "(#*" connected.
(#*: "Testing."
(#*: "Testing."
(#*: "The Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog."
(#*: "123."
(#*: "456."
(#*: "789."
(#*: "Alright, Test Number 13 seems to be a success."
(#*: "J uwfa oz nozqnz."
[Silence]
(#*: "goD FUCKING DAMN IT!"
(#*: "Qtsnag czwao vima oiel!"
(#*: "TBCC PKN XZRIUF!"
(#*: "MONKEYS WITH TYPEWRITERS COULD DO BETTER THAN THIS!"
>Reboot System: Admin Code Beta Pi Funtime
[System Rebooting...]
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Log-113
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CCEC Company Messaging System.
Date: */%^/?#$%
User "Cin" connected.
User "Bas" connected.
Cin: We should probably have harder to guess employee codes.
Bas: It's fiiiine.
Cin: A Stitch in Time Saves Nine!
Cin: Solving a problem now will cause it to be less of one later.
Bas: Calm down,
Bas: I'll fix it on New Years.
Cin: Thank goodness.
Cin: We don't need another october incident.
Bas: Don't need to remind me about that.
User "Bas" disconnected.
User "Cin" diconnected.
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Log-318
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Laika testing.
CCEC Video Description Generator.
Date: @/&^/(^&*
Jam: "I can't believe I have to preform the routine tests."
Jam: "Fucking BULLSHIT is what this is!"
Jam: "Whatever."
User "Jam" connects a cord to a computer.
[Laika connected]
User "Jam" types on a keyboard.
>Kick Left Leg.
Laika kicks his left leg.
>Kick Right Leg.
Laika kicks his right leg.
User "Jam" sighs before writing something down and typing on a keyboard.
>Preform Roundhouse Kick.
Laika preforms a roundhouse kick.
Jam: "Oh SHIT!"
Jam: "They can do this?"
Jam: "Well this just got more interesting!"
>Backflip.
Laika backflips.
User "Jam" applauds.
>Do a Funny Dance.
Laika remains motionless.
Jam: "Damn it."
Jam: "Might as well finish what I started."
>Wave.
Laika waves his left hand.
User "Jam" sets down his clipboard.
>Disconnect.
[Laika Disconnected]
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Log-612
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The CCEC Phone Call Transcript Generator.
Date: 3/&/@&$)
User “QS” started a call with User “Cin”.
QS: "Cinnamon! Buddy!" Joyous Tone.
QS: "Do I have a deal for you!"
Cin: "If it's about what you said last time then no." Annoyed Tone.
QS: "Think about it!"
QS: "You tell me what you are using to power those robots and I give you more resources!"
QS: "It's a win-win!" Desperate Tone.
Cin: "Still a no Quincy." Tired Tone.
Cin: "I don't deal with traitors."
QS: "Oh come on!" Upset Tone.
QS: "That was ages ago!"
QS: "You surely can't still be upset about that."
[Someone sighs]
Cin: "This call is over dipstick!"
User “Cin” ended the call with User “QS”.
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Log-1016
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CCEC Company Messaging System.
Date: %/)8/(*&^
User "Sct" Connected.
User "Mic" Connected.
Sct: Cu.
Mic: What?
Sct: The Atomic Symbol for Copper is Cu.
Sct: How long did you think you could last?
Mic: Oh?
Mic: Whatever do you mean?
Sct: Oh really?
Sct: I do wonder how Cobalt is doing.
Sct: Ya know,
Sct: With that knife in his back.
Mic: We both know who did that one you flowery freak.
Mic: Now, where do you want to settle this?
Sct: Repair Bay Theta.
Mic: Fine by me.
User "Mic" Disconnected.
Sct: For Context, this is about a game of paintball we played!
Sct: No need for concern!
User "Sct" Disconnected.
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Log-1205
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