A black car speeding down the street spins out of control after it’s tire gets shot out by a distant rifle shot. It swerves out of control, leaving skid marks on the ground, as it barrels face first into a tree and crashes. After about 3 minutes the drivers side window starts being repeatedly kicked by a pair of boots. The window shatters as a some stupid bunny twink crawls out of it with a gut wound and blood soaked bandages covering his mid section. He shambles towards the house before reaching the mailbox and using it to stable himself. He then walks towards the front door and knocks on it.
Luna opens the door. "Hello?"
It’s Knight! Somehow Pre-DemonTwinkIfication and looking terrible. “I’m baaack!”
"Holy shit, you're not fluffy anymore." She looks up and down. Mostly down because of the injuries. "Oh shit, hang on. Come in Knight." She snaps her fingers as a first aid kit appears in the living room.
“Wait I’m not fluffy?” Knight says before heading inside.
"Lemme fix you up real quick Knight."
“Okay-“ He trips before falling face first onto the ground. He starts to giggle.
Luna sighs and flips him over, then begins to clean and fix his wounds. "Classic Knight. Never change my friend." She smiles.
“Looks like I already have! Ha Ha ow”
"Uhhhh oh yeah, what's that about?" Luna says, also not looking like a Sloth demon. "I didn't know you could dedemonify yourself?"
“I have no clue. I actually woke up in a crashed car a bit ago.” Knight tries to sit up before laying back down with a pained gasp. “bad idea, bad idea.”
Luna facepalms. "Please, I'm not done yet. Just stay still or else it's gonna hurt."
“Okay. Also what day is it?”
"Uhhhhh October 10th, so Monday. Yesterday there were lunar anomalies. Almost done." She's stitching some of the bigger wounds. Luna is surprisingly good at this.
“So it’s not July 30th?” Knight asks, “Also weren’t you a bit more fluffy?”
"Correct. You've been gone for a few months there. And I'm in my MG form." With the stitching done and relevant bits bandaged and fixed up, she heads to the bathroom to wash her hands."Be right back."
“Okie Dokie.” Knight says, “Now how the fuck am I going to explain… this? Or figure out how this happened?”
Luna comes back. "Ah much better. You can get up now, just be careful." She's fluffy again woaaa
Knight gets up. “Mind if I make something for you? As thanks.”
"If you want. Whatever you wanna make though." Luna smiles warmly glad to see her old friend back and not the weird fuckin bunbun.
“Bet.” He heads for the kitchen. Luna follows. Once in the kitchen, Knight starts looking around in the cupboards for something. Luna goes to sit at the table and watches Knight. He grabs out a small cloth bag from a hidden nook before heading to the counter and grabbing ingredients out from it. He then starts making some food. "Um, what was that bag?" She tilts her head.
“Well, it’s basically a prototype of my bag. I decided to use it to keep a stash of ingredients and food just incase the fridge gets cleared out.”
"Ah, I see. So it's a bag of holding. My messenger bag is the same way." She smiles.
“Yeah. Too bad it can only hold a little bit.”
She nods. "Yeah, I understand that. So you don't remember anything from the past couple months?"
“Nope and I hate it.” Knight sighs, “It feels like I woke up from one hell of a long nap.”
"Well I can try and catch you up if you'd like." She smiles.
“Please do, I would like to know if anything big happened.”
"Okay lemme see here." She snaps her fingers as her computer appears on the kitchen table, then runs through her notes and the site Writer wrote, "Um, oh yeah. Eris came back to the house for a bit. She's alright, but we've broken up. Apparently Rosella and the others are still missing though."
“Wow, that must’ve been hard.”
Luna sighs. "Yeah, I waited six months for her to return and the moment she comes back, we break up. Doesn't exactly feel amazing, but what matters is she's alright and still helping others out there. My feelings don't matter in this case. I'll live."
“Oh.” He continues making noodles. “So, has anything happened recently that would be surprising?”
"Yeah, a lot. Nammu got R053'd, so that's been weighing heavily on my mind."
“Wait, I thought Nammu was buried in the backyard.”
"Correct. But she was reincarnated with the help of my daughter Rookbot. She came back and went right back to drugs and sex and got addicted and made dependent by Byleth. Byleth gave her R053."
“Holy fuck”
"Yeah. Thankfully she's not revelling mindlessly and has a plan to release herself, but that involves getting a bunch of music videos to various people, basically acting as keys. I'm not entirely sure how it's gonna work, but the current task is to unlock Drake." Luna sighs. "Unfortunately, despite doing as Khione said, we were blocked by Byleth. Remember Boogeyman, that angel thing that tormented you? Byleth and Boogeyman are working together."
“Huh.”
"Boogeyman has an identity, something we solved yesterday. Not sure if you've ever heard of me talk about Nyx from the previous timelines, but they're the Crown of the Moore Family. They're in cahoots together."
“Nyx? That name seems like one heck of a red flag.”
Luna nods. "If they're anything like they were last timeline, they are a massive red flag. In fact, Nyx transcends timelines. She remembers me."
“Wait what? How’s that possible?”
"I don't know. But I can guarantee you that this Nyx is the exact same Nyx from before." At least she thinks so.
“Any ideas how?”
Luna shrugs. "I don't have nearly enough information on how timelines work. I'm guessing maybe Nyx wasn't on the nonferal World when the timeline was destroyed, but past that? No idea."
“Hmm… That could be what happened.”
"Anyway, lemme see what else... oh yeah. Over in the bathroom, some entity that was like pure black goop, maybe ink was in the bathtub. Name was like Oswald? It was another bunny twink."
“Holy shit loony toon real?”
"I'd say more Merry Melodies but yeah!"
“Nice.”
"lemme see here, anything else..." Luna scrolling through her notes. "Oh yeah, um so this is gonna sound weird but both Cole and Isaac are women now. They drank magical genderbender potions made of blood."
“Heh? What?” Knight seems slightly surprised, “That’s really surprising.”
"Mhm. We've been having a bunch of Enaturalists come by as of late peddling drugs to us in exchange for cool rocks or leaves for their Goddess Gaia. They're super chill, but i still don't trust them."
“Well you got to admit they have quite the business model. Anyway here.” Knight sets a bowl of delicious homemade ramen noodles with little bits of pork scattered about in front of Luna.
Luna's eyes gleam with excitement, the scent of the fresh pork ramen entices her. Like a fucking weeb, she cannot help but say "ITADAKIMASU!" before digging in.
“You’re welcome!”
She's finally finished and goes to wash the dish. "Thank you so much Knight."
Oleander walks into the kitchen but pauses. "Am I interrupting something?"
“No problem, and thank you for patching me up. I wish I knew why the healing isn’t working-“ Knight pauses and looks at the newcomer. “Who are you?”
"Oh- My names Oleander,," They say, smiling a bit nervously
“Nice to meet ya Oleander, I’m Alice C Knight. But you can call me Knight if you want.” He goes to grab a bowl from the cupboard. “Want some ramen? I made extra.”
Oleander nods. "Yes please,," They have a new cut on their face with appears to be lightly bandaged
Knight starts to fill the bowl up with the homemade ramen before stopping. “Quick question, would you prefer pork or no pork in it?”
"Pork." Oleander replies. They dress like Jesse fucking Pinkmqn (transmasc core)
“Bet.” He fills the bowl up and hands it to Oleander with a spoon and a smile. “Bone Apple Tea.” He chuckles at his own joke.
Oleander smiles and takes it. "Whats bone apple tea?" He asks, tilting his head in confusion
“It’s a joke. It’s basically a butchered version of the words Bon Appétit!”
"Ohhh" Oleander chuckles. "I see." and they dig in! Politely.
“So when’d you get here?”
"About a week ago I believe?" Oleander replies
“Neat!” Knight then grabs a bag of orange slices from his ingredients bag and starts eating them. Knight is now done cleaning the dishes after he ate all those oranges. He hides the bag again before leaving the room.