ππ·π΄ ππΈππ°ππ³: β HE π¨
ππ·π΄ ππΈππ°ππ³: ARE YOU IN POSESSION OF A [CREATURE OF MYSTICAL ORIGIN].
Ociela: The fucking What
ππ·π΄ ππΈππ°ππ³: THE β§ο½₯οΎ: β§ο½₯οΎ: W I Z A R D β§ο½₯οΎ: β§ο½₯οΎ:
Ociela: :blink:
Luna: :dblink:
ππ·π΄ ππΈππ°ππ³: WELL???? &RE YOU?????? β§ο½₯οΎ
Luna: ????
Luna: uhhhhhh
Luna: I have absolutely no idea what the hell you're talking about.
ππ·π΄ ππΈππ°ππ³: IS THAT SO . . . ? β§
Harmonia: ...
Harmonia: what does
Harmonia: the wizard
Harmonia: look like.
ππ·π΄ ππΈππ°ππ³: A WIZARDο½₯οΎ
Harmonia: ...
Harmonia: maybe.
Harmonia: why.
ππ·π΄ ππΈππ°ππ³: H MMM MM .............
ππ·π΄ ππΈππ°ππ³: :)
Harmonia: youre like the furboracle
Harmonia: arent you
Ociela: What am I witnessing...
Harmonia: what do you want with my wizard
Harmonia: he is my son now.
Ociela: Letnme know if i need to file a report to cat of comb piss..
ππ·π΄ ππΈππ°ππ³: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
ππ·π΄ ππΈππ°ππ³: ANYWAY
ππ·π΄ ππΈππ°ππ³: β§ο½₯οΎ: β§ο½₯οΎ: TEE HEE~!!!!!!!! β§ο½₯οΎ:β§ο½₯οΎ
ππ·π΄ ππΈππ°ππ³: GLAD TO SEE A WIZARD HAS SPROUTED BEAUTIFULLY AND WELL.
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As The Kiss hangs out in Harmoniaβs living room, something begins bumping up against the door vigorously.
Oleander sits up and goes to the door, cracking it open to look outside.
It's a Wizard.
But... elongated. Long. Its body trails around the yard and it BARRELS INTO THE LIVINGROOM, causing Oleander to stumble backward.
βOmg a wizard,β Knight says as he watches.
The wizard goes "<|:β’)" in response.
"What..." Luna blinks in complete confusion, "In the absolute fuck is that thing?"
βItβs a wizard!β Knight exclaims.
"A wizard? Looks more like longcat to me. Kinda cute though!" Luna replies.
Oleander blinks at it. "What."
It does a little dance. And by dance, it means hopping from one leg to the other like a little hoppy dance.
Oleander narrows his eyes at it. "I can't tell if it's cute or evil."
βItβs a cute wizard!β Knight exclaims.
"Ya know, you're right! Definitely different though." Luna says.
Cole is thinking about killing it with fire.
The wizard decides to do some magic.
βYOOOO THE WIZARD IS DOING SOME FUNKY MAGICS WOOHOO!β Knight exclaims.
Oleander narrows his eyes at it. "What if it's here to spy on us and tell our secrets to its wizard master?"
Cole speaks into her jacket while staring at the wizard. βBlack hawk 2-1 you seein this shit?"
Luna steps back and watches the magic. "I wanna see your magic, Wizard!"
A white dove flies into the room through undetermined means. In the meantime, the wizard is staring at Oleander.
Oleander returns the gaze.
Oleander is now frozen in place and cannot move in the slightest. Trapped in the psychic prison.
"That's really cool!" Luna exclaims.
Oleander tries blinking fast to signal he is in psychic prison.
"That's so cool! Don't you think so Oleander?" Luna asks, looking over at him.
Cole walks over to Oleander and shakes them like a Pepsi bottle.
They fall on the ground when shaken, limp.
"Um. What?" Luna goes to check their pulse and all of that fun stuff.
The wizard strikes the dove with MAGIC lightning and it EXPLODES INTO SPARKLES AND CONFETTI.
The wizard seems to be aiming to impress!
Luna is currently more interested in the safety of her comrades than stage magic.
Oleanderβs pulse is fine! Perfectly alive just unable to move their own body.
"Okay, they're not dead, just frozen for some reason," Luna says.
Cole walks over to the wizard and stares down at it. "What did you do to my prodigy?β
The wizard responds with <|:β’)
Cole sneezes on the wizard and walks away.
The wizard continues to <|:β’), unaware.
Cole waves to the wizard as there's an awfully similar kerchunk.
"..." Luna steps way fucking back. "Fire away my friend."
The wizard remains unaware and begins doing a dance for entertainment!
12 tungsten rods rip through the roof and all hit right where the wizard is standing as Cole chuckles.
The wizard is FUCKING DEAD.
What remains is moist confetti, sparkles, sprinkles, various assortments of cards ranging from Uno to chess pieces and checkers, a McDonaldβs happy meal toy from 1989, and a small wizard figurine.
There is also a wizard hat!
Oleander is freed from the mental psychic prison mental hell. It feels like he had spent 1 day in it.
Cole takes the happy meal toy and eats it then sits down on the floor and stares at Isaac.
"Holy fuck. Obliterated." Luna says then goes to check on Oleander. "You alright fam?"
Oleander sits up, shaking like a leaf with pure terror in their eyes as they look at Luna. "D-don't look into their eyes- how... how long has it been??"
"Uhh like 20 minutes?" Luna replies. "It's dead now, which seems to have released you."
"T-twenty minutes??? No... it... it was longer.. it felt longer..." Oleander replies.
Luna looks at them with fear in her eyes. "How long did it feel like? I guarantee you it was only 20 minutes in our time."
"Like.. like a day? It felt so long..." He's shaking really badly.
"Holy shit. Well, it's gone now, and it cannot hurt you anymore. Um, can I get you some water?" Luna asks.
Oleander nods. "Please.."
"If it makes you feel any better, I killed it with 12 tungsten rods shot from a rail cannon in space,β Cole says as she smiles at Oleander.
Luna snaps her fingers and a cold bottle of water appears in front of Oleander. "I have magic too, but I won't freeze you in time." She grins.
"I..." Oleander sips the water, staring at the rods and the hole in the ceiling... "Damn.." He smiles back at Cole a bit nervously.
"Yeah, maybe it was a bit overkill but god damn, I love using my tech.β Cole chuckles, trying to lift Oleander's spirits a little.
Oleander chuckles. "it is pretty cool." He shivers with the new draft in the house. "Bit cold now though."
"Yeah, lemme fix that really quick," Cole snaps and the rods disappear. Her hands are covered in a blue aura as the damage on the roof reverses until it's back to normal then the aura disappears. βDone."
"Shoutout to time magic. It's so freaking cool!" Luna says, always just in shock when it happens.
Cole shrugs. βIt's alright.β
"Oh, nice," Oleander smiles a little, getting up and wrapping a blanket around themself.
Cole snickers and shakes her head as she stands up and leans on the wall next to the couch.
"Can we watch a movie?" Oleander asks.
"Hmm? Like what movie do you wanna watch?" Cole asks.
"Anything... I'm just afraid to think and get trapped in my own head again..." Oleander admits.
"...that is really relatable anyways, how does The Nightmare Before Halloween sound?" Cole snaps the movie into her hands.
Oleander nods. "I've never seen it."
"Uhh, do you mean Nightmare before Christmas?" Luna asks.
"No, I mean The Nightmare Before Halloween,β Cole replies.
βNever heard of it then," Luna says.
"Exactly, cause you've been Genesoned.β Cole chuckles. "It's not a real movie.β
The TV begins playing The Nightmare Before Christmas and the gang watches peacefully.